Why Calgary is better then Edmonton:
1. Every Edmontonian has a Calgarian Boss.
-My boss is an Edmontonian who owns bussinesses in Calgary. He is their boss.
2. Our city is tied for first for the cleanist in the world.
-Did your mom tell you that?
3. Our girls are way hotter
-Based on what? How many sexual diseases they have?
4. Our red mile was decided by the fans not, a municipal decision to try to put Edmonton on the map. Whats is your street dubbed anyways? The Kahki Kilometer or something
-It's called Whyte Ave. Its been called Whyte Ave since we've been a city. I haven't heard a single Edmontonian call it the Khaki Kilometer. I think you made that one up after watching Brokeback Mountain. On the other hand, the "Red Mile" has been around for 2 years...
5. Calgary is a commerce jackpot while Edmonton suffers being the industrial armpit of Alberta.
-Edmonton has the fastest growing economy in Canada. Calgary doesn't.
6. The Calgary Stampede. Have fun at your Klondike days ya fucken losers.
-Rednecks, hicks and brokeback Flamers rejoice!
7. Its possible to drive around Calgary with ease, where as edmonton is a cluster fuck of one ways and stupid bridges.
Ok, anyone who ACTUALLY knows what they are talking about will admit Calgary has by far worse traffic than Edmonton.
8. Even our druggies have some respect and perfer crack over meth.
Well congrats on having alot of dirty homeless druggies in your city.
9. Our winters as much nicer.
Calgary is 355 km South of Edmonton, that makes sense. But we get snow on the ground and we can go jibbing almost any day of the winter.
10. We are closer to the mountains.
-Word, and I'm jealous and you guys are spoiled.
I think the real issue here is how gay edmonton is. Its sad when your city is so fucking unoriginal they have to try to start a mock "red mile" because they cant think of anything else. Calgary has always started the shit Edmonton just follows.
-You're right, we are mocking you guys. And now after all the shit talking, boasting and bragging for a whole season, you guys lose and can't handle that Edmonton is better. I don't know what you guys started before us. Whyte Ave was bumping back in the 80s when we were winning 5 cups, and you guys copied us 20 years later.