Gnarliest crash for 05/06 season

obviously belliveau you dumbfucks, its such a shame it happened to such a good guy too, but i dont doubt he could get better
 
I think he means for us guys... Anyways mine would probobly be falling and landing face first off the Dunkin' Doughnuts box.
 
i hate salomon brakes. i stopped buying them cuz they just end up breaking when you come down hard switch. fucking gay.
 
doing a large double tiwster off a roller to have one ski eject mid way through, land on one ski, eject, faceplant. thats the most hilarious one

the worst one was when i did a 3, came up about a foot short on watervilles last jump, and blew out my knee.
 
when I was at Northstar hitting a table switch, caught my edge, turned 90 degrees and went completley inverted, overshot the landing into flats, and landed directly on my head/right shoulder

it broke my clavicle so now Im out for the season which is sad because we still have lots of snow up here!
 
I've had some that could have been worse. Loose a ski coming off about a 10 foot cliff then flipping through the snow stoping 5-10 before trees start. And droping a good 15 footer, cliping a pillow and landing in moguls with trees.

Those could have been way worse. My worst crash this year was probably in the pipe doing Alley oop Flare. I traveled right into the middle of the pipe and landed front seat. I face planted quite badly. Took a chip out of my tooth to.
 
i was at killy a few weeks ago hitting the first table in the bear park. i went to turn sideways and slip the kicker cus i didnt think i had enough speed, but my ski like didn't turn cus snow was so heavy, so i flew off to the right got sideways in the air and landed on my face/chest on the side of the jump. i dunno how i skied and was fine. prolly soft snow and a lot of luck.
 
so so true. i still have that video on my computer. on rainy days i watch it to cheer me up. it was a hardcore bail but you cant help but laugh
 
But for me, pulling my ski off doing a mute. then throwing it out of the way and preparing for death. i died. salomon bindings rule.
 
me thinking i could ski up the wall of a little cornice and double ejecting to a frontflip.
 
hahahaha

You know those little areas right up against the rock of cliff that is really deep and has no snow? well my friend fell headfirst into that right off the cliff. I had never laughed so hard in my life.
 
salomon bindings are responsible for the Berlin Wall, the failure of the Bay of Pigs coup, and pudding skin.
 
ally oop 7 to deck witch dislocated my sholdier... or switch cork 5 ski pop off on the lip and hitting me in the back of the head when i landed on one ski and road away, almost caught it
 
i havent had any big falls this season, what first comes to mind though is when i took a gloveless pipe run, i went too big on one of the undervert parts of the pipe and landed on the deck and slid down into the pipe on my bear hands. i still have a scar from it
 
o no wait

actually, if it was this season, i think gallant's death was probably the gnarliest crach this season lol
 
MY gnarliest crash was 7 weekd ago when i fell off about a 5 foot tall box onto my shoulder and head and my collarbone poked out, not out of the skin, but you know its there when you see it.

but as far as pros go, maybe wilsons cork 5 at VT Open, that was big
 
once i put on my skis backwards, literally theback of my salomon binding was at my toe, and went up the lift.

prob my worst crash was when i hucked a 20 foot cliff into sticky snow double ejected and flew into a tree with my head.
 
i took our 60 ft table down to the flats. i also overshot a 3 in our mini park and tore a ligament in my thumb. that sux alot
 
w/o a doubt

my worst this season was probably taking a cab cork 5 too far and landing on my face, taking off all the skin!

i also tweaked a mute off on a cab 5.
 
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word, ive done that even dropping into a rail, just randomly eject when i pop off a small roller before it...soloman bindings are homosexual
 
3 double eject 7s in a row. the third one was the best becuase it was a perfectly clean 7, but both my skis ejected once i left the lip, so i landed on both feet cleanly, only to whiplash forward and smash my face into the ground.
 
getting my ski caught under the flat rail and then smashing my knee on the support of the rail, i got a nice five stitches, luckily that was the worst this season
 
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