Gnar crash

[jibmaster_josh]

ok im typin with my left hand only, cause im gimped.

so it was the last run (not cause of the crash, but cayse it was closing time) i hit the reail fine. then decided to hike it for onme more hit. bad idea. i hit it, landed backseeat w/ spred legs, like a revere pizza. then proceeded to a couple flips, followed my a smooth slide and then some rolls. gnar gnar. then i came to a stop. im fine except my knees ans right hand. mym mom sais it might be a compound fracture. shes a nurse so she knows whudafxup. anyways if i ski anytim esoonill go nopoles and be gay. so yea. pain. shityt

 

[jibmaster_josh]

oh and the landing was pure ice. damn east.

 

[SwitchMahFuckah]

Haha I can tell your typing with your left hand. I type with mmy left hand all the time ;-)

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

haha, I almost broke my leg today in front of Rory Silva. Totally not cool. I know your pain. I can barely walk right now.

 

[backflipgrab]

prove it!!

 

[Dustin.]

stupid newb

 

[strode]

what do you mean "might" be a compound fracture? your bone is either sticking out of your skin or it's not.

sorry though.

 

[Sholte]

i think you should leave the site.

 

[Albino]

aaahahaha

way to own the injured dude.

probably means both bones, which isnt compound, but he'll learn

 

[jibmaster_josh]

idk what a compound fracture is...my mom told me..maybe she said something different. but yea today its swollen as fuck. got some ice on it and im fettin better at left hand typing

 

[MrScruff]

Don't google images it

 

[nitsua]

dude landing backwards in the pizza form sucks ass.

 

[lolBACKFLIP]

suck it up, puss...

 

[Mex_LineJib^a]

you're an idiot

 

[jibmaster_josh]

**UPDATE**

tore the ulna-omething ligament in my thumb. its in a cast now.

no ski trip this weekendd.

shitty

 

[Aseets]

it's a GOOD thing you didn't have a compound fracture

 

[smokeblunts]

agreed

 

[Elijah.]

Aww goddamnit I just ate.

 

[dweezileast]

haha. a compound eh? is your mom a blind nurse?

 

[jibmaster_josh]

i think she said scaphoid not compound. that would make more sense. i was kinda messed from the fall

 

[crazyfuck]

hahaha, she said you "might" have a compound fracture? so the bone "might" be sticking out of the skin?

i've had all the breaks listed there with the exception of a compound (thank god) and compression was the worst. do not, under any circumstances, try to break your back. it's a really bad idea. the pain could be handled with meds, but not being able to fuck my girlfriend for two weeks? that was torture.