Glorified job titles...

[BootrosKrunk]

What are some technical ways to describe ordinary jobs or things?

A couple examples:

Sanitation engineer - dish boy

waste technician - garbage man

 

[DrStrangelove]

Team Member - every stupid job they have at wal mart

 

[fujarome]

a petrol transfer engineer

gas station attendant

 

[KRASHED]

add consultant to anything retail oriented and bam you've got a glorified job. ie. I was a Furniture Sales Associate at Staples.

can't remember what this was from but Master of the Custodial Arts

 

[wh@t]

"Sandwich Artist" -Subways. i win.

 

[KRASHED]

ya that's a good one

 

[QuazBotch]

senior O2 to CO2 conversion specialist

 

[[MEGAMO]]

courtesy clerk

aka kid who bags groceries

 

[Malcolm]

custodial technitian. a janitor

 

[fujarome]

a master of the custodial arts...or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it

 

[Drew.C]

homosexual = queer

 

[ataraxia]

ahahahha sandwich artist made me roflwaffle

 

[SteezyOhio]

hahahaha half baked best movie ever

"abba zaba you my only friend"

 

[Dustin.]

Breakfast Club bro

 

[Dustin.]

And I forgot Half Baked used that too, but it was originally in the Breakfast Club

 

[C00N3Y]

i LOL'd

 

[C00N3Y]

at dairy queen we have

"Shift Leader"- Wear a red shirt

 

[hype]

ah wut? you said consultant, then associate?

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

"massage therapists" - hooker

YOUR A HOOKER!

 

[skierdudeguy]

haha i like it

 

[lalalalaura]

I used to feed and clean dog kennels at a boarding kennel, "Canine Comfort Technician"

 

[comeatmebro]

i'm a sales clerk AKA cashier.

 

[0123456789]

golf cart washer- cart attendent

 

[Peter.]

people that manage like 10 people at wegmans are called "service team leaders"

and the front end runners (the manager's bitch) are called "manager's assistants"

 

[KRASHED]

whoops, my bad, I meant to say associate at the start, consultants manage the associates...

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

brand rep- aka t-shirt folder/cashier at pacsun, and associates get to play with the regster

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

has no one seen grandmas boy or what?!

 

[t_rob]

vertical propulsion engineer= liftie

 

[hellomynameisjef]

Mr. Clean= some dudes bitch

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

master of the custodial arts- janitor

 

[sethski]

wegmans has to be the greatest grocery store ever

 

[BootrosKrunk]

I think sandwich artist takes the cake... hahaha

by the way there is a framed and autographed long sleeve jared shirt at the subway in my school... I want to jack that shit so bad ahahh

 

[popNfresh44]

hahahaha

thank you scientist