Wow. Hats off to everyone. This is a perfect example of how a thread can crash and burn. I’ve seen some really good threads on some heavy topics the last few months. This, however, is a nasty contrast to some of those good threads. I’m officially calling this a disaster area. Lets review.
1) Nothing gets the ball rolling like the classic “FUCK BUSH� in the first post. This is a true guarantee of a quality issue-only focused dissection. Score 1 Brownie Scout point for SKI-and-DESTROY!
2) SKI-and-DESTROY is also quick to build a solid foundation to the apparent acceleration of global warming. “In a couple of years somehow it will destroy the ozone causing the uv rays to melt the snow.� Nothing like using the word “somehow� to strengthen the credibility of your statement. It okay though, he saw it on CNN. 1 more Brownie Point for SKI-and-DESTROY!
3) “Our commader and thief is not worried about this cuz he ''thinks'' that it won't be a big deal and everybody will like the heat.� Woah there! Slow down little britches! Lets not get ahead of ourselves. For this statement to be true, Bush would actually have to think that everyone will like the heat of global warming. Another Brownie Point for SKI-and-DESTROY! (That makes 3 total)
4) Sever fellow NSers greet this grand opening statement with a few rounds of mudslinging, effectively killing the already abysmal topic. No real opinions on the issue yet...just some subtle counter striking. Brownie Points all around!
5) Holy Crap! The fifth reply goes panning for gold...and finds a few flakes! We now have the first inkling of a discussion. Pussyfooter makes an independent notion that doesn’t just rip at the original post. We now have an opinion...just not terribly well founded. Score 1 Brownie Point to pussyfooter.
6) The topic is not quite dead! Another independent thought. Entering the thread is levistewart. He composes a beautify crafted run-on sentence. Another flake of gold, and a Brownie Point to levistewart.
7) The thread is on the mend! Will987654321 asks a very legitimate and precise question to the threads creator. No insulting comments either! 1 Brownie Point for will987654321.
8) Ouch! If this thread were an open wound, skiierman just poured some salt...and sulfuric acid on it. Guns a-blazin’! Insults fly! The original topic is assaulted. I was so wondrously awed, I almost forgot that this post contributed absolutely noting. 1 Brownie Point to skiierman.
9) Ice-Is-Scarey mercifully tries to mend the poor thread. Another flake of gold saturated in sarcasm. An extra special Brownie Point for Ice-Is-Scarey.
10) Lots of filler and half/thoughts for about 5 posts. Brownie Points for skiierman, XxXScRAtcHXxX (2), pussyfooter, and levistewart.
11) Suddenly, Lord Klixitron bursts through the gates in a fiery inferno! The refugees screamed in terror as the evil lord descended upon their..........oops. Sorry about that. I strayed off topic. *Neil greets the thread by replying to the original post...but its another topic entirely. 1 Brownie Point for *Neil.
12) Redemption? XxXScRAtcHXxX makes is triumphant return to the thread. I think this is the first decent reply of the thread...17 posts later. Another Brownie Point to XxXScRAtcHXxX.
13) Unlucky number eh? I guess thats why we see 4 more pieces of filler and half/thoughts. Brownie Points go to...fuck it! I don’t care anymore!
14) A serious reply a not so-serious-post. I think XxXScRAtcHXxX is fairly desperate for some kind of argument or discussion at this point. This thread’s topic is officially dead. Rest in peace global warming, we hardly knew ye’ (seriously).
15) Uh oh! Here we go again. Skiierman needs to feed his ego some more. Why not just throw the topic out the window so you can throw some punches...nice work.
16) 2 more filler posts...God, please kill me.
17) XxXScRAtcHXxX counters with a right uppercut! Hooray for personal attacks! Okay, we’ve pretty much taken the corpse of this thread and have sex with it...
18) ~Cork_1080~ calls it. A good ol’ hate battle.
19) Its halftime for the hate battle. This allows time for some more semi-relevant filler.
20) Kevo makes his first appearance with the 32nd post. Another sarcastic reply to people above...but it was amusing.
21) Now we are ready to kickoff the second half of the epic hate battle. Six more shity posts form the masses.
22) The prophet delivers! A decent post...sort of. I’m in shock. I hope the next poster will take a stab at replying to this.
23) Way to get my hopes up...6 more STUPID posts. Pussyfooter and XxXScRAtcHXxX, you guys need to realize you aren’t proving anything. You are just making yourselves look like idiots Bravo kids.
24) Lat lays the smackdown. Is this thing dead yet?
25) Guys...FUCKING END THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good lord. What a mess. Nothing to see here people. Break it up. Go about your business.
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