Giving up masturbating for the month of september

11th commandment:

Thou Shalt Not Beat Thine Meat

"Who's playing tonight?"

"The Shitty Beatles"

"Are they any good?"

"No they suck. Good Name though."

"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
 
this is the most pathetic thread ever

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
There was this thing in my town where kids who had been abused made t-shirts to express their feelings. The shirts were displayed in my High School. One shirt had a picture of a stick figure hitting a steak with a hammer. It said "Beat your meat, Not your wife."

"Who's playing tonight?"

"The Shitty Beatles"

"Are they any good?"

"No they suck. Good Name though."

"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
 
its a weekly thing during school, sometimes every day, depending on the horniness, but ive done 2 weeks once as a personal challenge, and it was hard, but im not doing it again, too much of a waste of pleasure

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
A little suggestion to all of you faggot ns users get girl friends and get lives u pieces of shit, Y the fuck would u make a thread about masturbating, u all are faggot pricks die in hell

 
Send me the footage.

I will be pulling hard to make up for the serious lack of wack.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
i've alredy failed

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
You're a dipshit, calm the fuck down "pimp."

When I go on vacation I don't do it, but oh man afterwards it seriously takes me under 10 seconds. If I don't do it for a while I get way too horny, its super distracting at school cause I just look around at every hot girl in class and imagine the best position with them.

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I woke the same as any other day

Except a voice was in my head

It said seize the day, pull the trigger

Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
 
^depending where you go on vacation, because in argentina i tried not to do it, but there are magazine shacks on the middle of the sidewalks with playboys and tons of porn hangin in front of your nose, and girls in lingerie on huge signs on the side of the road, even their TV shows have dancers in booty shorts all the time, just too hard...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
you must be a real pimp, thanks for the words of advice you fucktard.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
last year a kid on the cross country season tried to go the whole season, i think he made it too, its like more then two months

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
k im gonna start the first day of school because i saw this thread, was gonna do it, masterbated, realized it was september 3, so i was out. but im gonn start first day of school which is september 7 i think. ill see how long i can go

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Campbell

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
 
as a present to yourself when you reach your goal get a hooker or your mom and bust your month old load all over her face. it will be bukkake with one person.

 
^ haha u suck.. but not really...but really

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
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