Giving up masturbating for the month of september

mommy

mommy

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aiiite, im serious this time. im quitting jacking off for 31 days or however long this month is.

you wanna join me? better get all your shaft snot out today.

 
what about masturbating other people??

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
does it count if you do stuff with a girl?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
hahh early august didnt last too long..ill try harder this month

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult

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^my motto is do it 29 times a day, keep wet pants away.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
yep im so ready for it, got some dome last nite

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
im stupid what is runulle

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
ive gone 27 days, thats my record, besides the 13 years before i started

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
shut the fuck up jesus. go hang yourself bitch

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
my friends and i (including girls) had a bet going between us who would last the longest. i finished 2nd with 26 days and the winner, a girl, last 45 days...DAMN

'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
 
couldn't you just lie?

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS

RFCproductions

Scientist- I was on webcam with this girl, and i forgot about it and started whacking off, with the webcam still on.
 
oh u kno, who saw that seinfeld episode ?

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
I will stopa masturbating that is, but i will just have to get more action from girls, because i don't think i can handle having wet dreams all the time. ok starting tomorow, no more

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
u kno wat, i will do the same...we will call it the ns no-jerk marathon

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
I Thought that was a thing they did in the college in USA, called "limp bizkit"..the last one that cum on the bizkit has to eat it

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er can anyone spell 'dirty' or 'you sick fucking bastard' why would you even think of doin that

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am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS

Teehee: http://macintyre.newschoolers.com/mahna.h
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its true i have seen them

the game is also commenly refered to as last man out

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
hes not jacking off, although he is masturbating with his dildo-blades.

AK Pride

Want to Buy some Pocket Rockets? hit me up.
 
i am going to try too, starting tomorrow, i will even try to not do stuff with the gf too

'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'

 
well now thats just dumb

ill make an official ns non-jerk marathon thread 2morra

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
oh my muther fuckin god. who the fuck would ever be insane enough too eat that bun. i almost puked when i read that.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
make a cult

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-Adrian

**PM me if you want a dope custom hat or to join the crochet cult**

word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

 
the first non-jerk cult is created...send me an invite

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This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
*send me a pm for an invite

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"
This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
I did. "are you still the master of your domain?"

~Ben

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
man im surprised ur the only guy here who has seen that episode...seinfeld is the shit

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"
This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
You will be master of your domain.

"Stop being such pussies, we should fucking burn San Fran to the ground, instead of that stupid Laurie Beijen having to worry about snow in the streets she'll have to worry about them flowing with blood.

C'mon kids, this is what they invented molotov cocktails for, this is why there's an amendment giving every american the right to bear arms

ITS TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED VIGILANTE JUSTICE!!!!!" - NoTeefa
 
not gonna happen. i think i lasted all of two weeks when i tried it, but when i took a shower, i just couldn't help myself. i just got so fuckin horny and blew all over the walls

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
ive gone 28 days straight without even thinking about it

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"
This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
 
i'll go for it. this will be easy. i gave that shit up for lent, which was something like 60 days. me and a couple buddies did it.

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
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