Give me things to do on the plane tomorrow

nkinsman10

nkinsman10

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i have a flight from portland, oregon to atlanta, and then i go from atlanta to NYC. besides watching a movie, what else could i do?
 
stealth whacking..but dont be a pussy and cover up your danger zone with a blanket. be a man and do it in broad view of everyone.
 
alright so far, i need two black dildos, meth, and find a girl to fuck in the bathroom. should keep me occupied for a while. i dont know if it will be enough for 8 hours though.
 
-bring one of those remote controlled fart sound makers, and put it under some dudes seat.

-pretend to take a nap and groan loudly, when the stuartess asks you if everything is alright, say the voices in your head want you to do something bad....something really bad.

go up to couples and claim that you saw the girl in an adult film the other day, then proceed to ask for an autograph
 
just fuck with everyone around you, it's hilarious. when the is stuartess is walking up be like ma'am excuse me. then when she comes back don't say anything. do it again and don't say anything, then the last time look at the people across from you and be like would you fucking grow up you asshole. it's gold.

have debates with the person next to you. for example just be like so who are you like in the election? whoever they say pick the opposite and make up random facts and shit to piss them off.

have in depth conversations with the stuartess'. my cousin who is a pilot told me a lot of them bring dildos and stuff and wash them in hotel coffee pots. ask them about shit like that. if they joined the mile high club and whatnot.

act like you know everyone you talk to. ask them their name and be like OH ____!! it's been forever wow. i'm ______. how have you been? ask them a shitload of questions where they can't really tell you don't know a thing about them. if they ask how you know them, just say your grandparents were best friends. they will walk away feeling like such an asshole cause they don't know you. i've got that one down PAT.

i've got more but i can't stay on here any longer. all these are proven to work!
 
My dads a pilot so i get free first class seats, but anyway, im going to say jump out the door at 15000ft with a blanket and see if it works as a paracute.
 
A lot of people have made pot brownies and eaten them just before they go in the airport. Said it made the flight way more fun or turned 20 hours into 3.

Snakes On a Plane

Join the Mile High Club (renew your membership every half hour).

squirt people with water from behind and pretend it wasn't you

shit your pants

kick a soccer ball up and down the isle

tell people god spoke to you and that the plane is going to crash

Play Bloodhound Gang real loud on a boombox.
 
what i have found best and most entertaining, is get a small syringe(no needle) and just bottled water(if allowed onto plane) and just slurp up a little water and shoot the small stream of water at peoples heads, maybe 2-3 more rows ahead of you. Obviously don't make a funny face, or giggle and such. Keep it cool and see funny reactions.

If that isnt what your looking for, than if your sitting next to a random person, act like you have..

A)Tourettes, pretty over done

B) Schizophrenia, hard to pull off sometimes..

C) A.d.h.d , while in the middle of a converation

D) Or a terrible coke addiction where you try to sniff everything you can

Just stuff i like to do with friends on a plane.
 
tommorow i go from hartford ct to vegas to portland thats 10+ hours of which sucks but im going to windells so that makes up for the long trip
 
steal peoples skymall magazines and cut out random pictures through out them and put all of the pictures in one magazine
and just ask people stupid questions
 
yep. a lot of the female and male (gay) stuartess' told him not to use the coffee pots in hotels because they use the hot water from the coffeepots to wash sex toys and pantyhose. actually pretty much there is a lot of shit that goes on in those hotels, you wouldn't even want to sleep in one if you knew it all hahaha.
 
My dads an Airline pilot, i bet he knows what goes on, i will ask him for sure. But i have heard stories of stewardesses raiding gay stewards rooms and taking shit and shit like that.
 
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