Give it up for the Bum!

TheStamos

TheStamos

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Tonight i took my girlfriend to the outdoor mall in my local suburban hell . While she was in shopping for overpriced pieces of clothing made by nosnjections little cousin's i sat outside undernieth the star's. About 5 minutes into my star war's dream a young bum (about 24) asked me if i had any change I said sorry man i dont have any money on me and he said thanks anyway's and went and asked his next victim's. So i went back to my dream All of a sudden i hear yelling and shit like ' why you talkin with your mouth'. Some skinny asain guy talking on his cell phone was trying to push this bumb around . The bumb kept saying i dont no you man and trying to avoid conflict, The asian man was persistant and after chasing the bum around and swinging his cell phone charger around like a weapon the guy says ' say one more thing to me and ill sock you face' then this must have hit the bum's nerve's and the bum Fucking Rip's his shirt off and start's waving his arm's. At this point i have left my seat and now am watching the whole thing go down through the window's of a store blaring techno so im thinking its gonna be like a matrix fight because of the soundtrack. Anyway's the asain guy swing's and the Bum block's it like stevan segall and uper cut's the asain square in the jaw, The asian dude hit's the floor and is shocked, look's around get's up and run's away. I started laughing my ass off. It was one of the greatest things i have ever seen. This asian guy talking hella shit trying to be a hard ass try's to pick on a bum who's asking for change minding his own business and trying to avoid a fight by all mean's end's up kicking the guy's ass while he talkes on the phone. FUCKING GREAT

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
thats so great. bums are funny people

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
good ol bumbs. stupid fuckin cocky little shits with cell phones. sounds like the guy got what was coming to him

 
haha. funny story, and well told. bums are super. www.bumhunt.com...

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
I want to cry everytime I see a homeless person. You really don't know their history. How did they get in the situation they are in now? Just when you think you are having a rough day, consider the fact that there are other people on this oval shaped rock floating around in space having an even rougher day than you are. And it will be that way for the rest of their lives. I am at a point in my life where I really don't know what direction to choose in life. I just got out of highschool and am taking a semester atleast off from college. Life is way too short. I swear the years go by faster as you get older. And it sucks. Wasn't I just in my 3rd grade classroom making mommy a clay cup for mother's day yesterday? Oh wait, that was 9 years ago. Nearly half of my life already. Think about it. Before you know it you'll be having Timmy wipe the poopa from your rear that even left a streak all up your spine from too much couch lounging because your bones will be to stiff to reach back there.

People can be real fuckers. I would have walked outside and put my knee in that Chinese boys nuts. Then I would have yelled at the bum to go get a job.

 
ok, you fag's turned my cool story into a suck off match wich was won early in the third round by mommy. Comeone admire my sad writing talent's and tell me how good i am for my story Woo Hoo!

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
haha i bet the asian guy thaught he was all jackie chan and shit but turn out to be a gay cell phone retarded homo trying some new moves on a bum... if a bum asked me for change i'd give him all the change i had, that would be equal to liek one cent... but hey a penny saved is a penny earned... that woulda been wicked if some one filmed that shit tho

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
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