Girls

you're dumb.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
drunkentiger why dont you post of pick of yourself. that way when the girls see if you ugly they wont have wasted their time.

 
ok right now, i am saying that to me any skier that is a chick is hot.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
^ What if your grandma took up skiing?

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
then I'd eat her out

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
even the most mediocre of girls become at least marginally hot if they ski

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
ure a dumbass.... thatz all i hav to say to this post........ for one thing the title is girls... so do u think any girls will come to it? NO! not unless the lesbians

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
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this is i. want to keep me warm on those cold winter nights?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
she has a butch face.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
fuck yeahhh

FARP

My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
 
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