Girls..

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-linechick-

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ok so theres this girl, which here and i are "together" but not like boyfriend and girlfriend, but can someone give me advice where i could just win here over completly and become boyfriend and girlfriend

 
i have some advice, change your member name cause your not a chick

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
alias

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
Romantic date possibly?

If all else fails....uh....either A) Get over her B)Friends with "benefits" or C) Liquor

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None let them cry in the dark
 
Write a really long heartfelt letter. Throw in some other crap if you want just to make it look good....and uh give it to her and what not.

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None let them cry in the dark
 
get her drunk and have some freaky lezbo sex... then send me the video

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D) ex will work too

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
Ask her to make out with you. Totally romantic.

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

and pep is now bald. he shaved his head. tattoed a burning cross on his chest. joined the KKK and quit skiing.now you know so shut the fuck up and go jack off somwhere. -tman-152

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this is soooo gaurenteed to work..unless shes a bitch..

take her anywhere.. movies, park, walk, ice cream place, dinner... then while alone, tell her you "like her a lot, and would like to be with her". Then before she has the chance to say anything, kiss her on the lips or cheek if your a pussy. If you don't get laid in a month ill give you a full refund.

 
try pooping on her upper lip when shes in science class and have the whole class disect your turd, then she'll totally fall for you.

because I like poop.
 
^def. a guaranteed lay within 3 days

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
its all about giving her oral pleasure...you gotta give a little to get a lot

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

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Be a man and do something about it. Anything is better than nothing. Believe me, women like men, so don't be a jerk, but be a man. thankyou

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
so not true...I'm a jerk and the bitches can't get enough of me

at least that's what I keep telling myself

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
you are god

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
well if you are "together" and if that means you are friends with benifits then she probly likes you so you should just like hangout with her in a casual place, like no fooling around then just as her.

 
surprise her by jumping out from behind a tree and she'll be like "eek!" and while her mouth is open stick your cock in it. You have to be standing on a chair for this to work and you may want to have your cock already out and waiting to make things easier.

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ALIAS!!!

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pm me to get into the computer cult

 
a guy once wrote me a letter like that....i dumped him 2 hours later

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your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

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yay!
 
Umm your icon looks like a girl giving head...

Anyways, trust me on this one, highschool girls are just trouble. Your life will be soo much easier without them. Wait until college where the fun really begins.

 
rub her clit dude, chicks dig that shit.

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DATE RAPE!...works everytime

Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian

I guess u can call me Julian
 
no, grab her by the hair and wipe your butt with her face. Just make sure you wipe front to back, so you don't get doo doo batter in your vagina.

because I like poop.
 
no but guys really, what can i do to like win here over, what i forgot to say is we have talked about goign out but she dosnt like to have b.f's cuz when she does things get messed up or w.e and when they break up they dont tlak and she dposnt want that to happen to us, but i really want to be wihrt her

 
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