GIRLS WTF

[PeeDuBzz]

so today i was supposed to go to a concert, the main band dropped out (blink 182) so i decidede to stay hom e and chill with my girlfriend... she gets out of soccer practice and calls me saying shes fat and wont come over for the night ahhhh wtf mad retarted i dont care what she looks liuke im going out with her and shit cause i like her enoughb not to care bout these days that shes fat? blaahh just saying this shit is retarted

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

its called a period.

 

[geteducated]

happy hogging

 

[robtheslobonacob]

why are you dating a fatty?

 

[PeeDuBzz]

yea i know bout the period bro but that shit just ended for the month thank god

 

[i.am.a.skier.]

 

[PeeDuBzz]

and not fat she track runner mad athletic which makes the whole thing stupid

 

[BoatsandHoes]

 

[hue.]

 

[nick01477]

you should put this in the ask a girl cult forum, you might get a more logical answer

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[dmc12380]

toss her to the curb

 

[TechnoPotamus]

ok i don't actually mean this towards you OP. but maybe it will make you laugh and feel less angry with your gf.

haha i think it's hilarious, again i don't mean this towards you tho buddy

 

[pommes_vertes.]

 

[DYFI]

GIRL, ME WANT GIRL. SHE MAKE GOOD WIFE, SHE NOT FAT, SHE JUST BIG BONED. AH, ME GET BURNED ON FIRE!

 

[pommes_vertes.]

whoops. let's try that again.

 

[LO_GO]

its def the fact that she doesnt want to chill get over it bro

 

[InkShrink]

Shoulda, coulda, woulda.

I don't care how athletic she is, every girl is insecure at some point or time.

 

[PeeDuBzz]

wow didnt notice how retarted i wrote that... fail

 

[Mailbox]

Where was the concert they dropped out of? I went to 2 of theres and they were there both times

 

[OhMyBosh]

It is now evident that all the newfags on /b/ post on NS.

 

[Get.Kronk]

Im really starting to enjoy this thread.

 

[pigglywiggly]

yeah. i went to the one in PA and they were there. why the fuck did they drop out?

 

[r0dubs]

hahaha

ask her if pms is a relevant issue

 

[thecounty]

hahaha yes!!! plus karma sir!

 

[PeeDuBzz]

blink dropped out at spac cause something happened with travis so it was just weezer and tbs fuck me i wanted to see blink

 

[musick13]

Yeah It happens

 

[Dylan_]

i'm guessing your talking about the concert at spac. haha that was everyones facebook status last night.

 

[ataraxia]

you cant satisfy her?

 

[ScuffDUFF]

could be her excuse so she can go see another dude. Bitches are evil like that

 

[2+2=5]

ns is so gheyyyyyyy

 

[h_bar]

 

[b-kul]

thats shits so fucking disgusting.

 

[sarahskis]

everyone's allowd to feel lcompletely insecure and well...like shit sometimes. Just let her be

 

[Pernille]

how old are you guys? cause this sounds really immature. Maybe try and ask her what's really wrong, cause this is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard..

 

[Get.Kronk]

NO

 

[Get.Kronk]

NO

 

[Pernille]

haha. okay then.. wtf is the NO all about? care to explain..

 

[Get.Kronk]

i didnt want the thread and its funniness to die and if they followed either of you advice it would. so no.

 

[Pernille]

hahaha. okay. explanation accepted..

 

[Get.Kronk]

watch now it will die.

 

[sarahskis]

NO

 

[Get.Kronk]

YES

 

[sarahskis]

 

[TZA.]

 

[neutralzombie]

dear boys:
when a girl is complaining, the only thing she wants is for you to give her a little ass kissing, you know, comfort, reassurance.
"i feel fat"your answer should be : "you're not fat, you're beautiful"and consider trying to say i would really appreciated if you came over, or some jazz.i wonder if she'll shut up after.

 

[MikeWalsh]

women ruin everything

 

[Get.Kronk]

 

[babujib]

 

[Get.Kronk]

 

[Lanceasaurus]

she wanted to see another dude

Let me google that for you:

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Why your girlfriend says she%27s fat and won%27t hang out with you tonight