girls who masturbate

yeaaaa girls orgasms are supposively 10 times better than ours holyfuckingshit!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
I'm glad my orgasms are not 10 times better then girls, imagine sitting there grabbing on to pillows and what not, rolling your eyes back, screaming and moaning for couple minutes, would that just make you feel like a little bitch?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
ya it def would but its not fair they can have like multipul ones too but maybe thats why alot of them dont masturbate if i could have a bunch in a row when would i stop?

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
hahaha^, and TAK, your wrong. its not a shotgun... its a super-soaker!

I.L.I.A.G.A. Crew Represnt!
 
1080, you can have multiples, only 2 max, but still its a multiple.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
im glad my orgasms arent 10 times better than they are. id never leave my house.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
if i were a girl, i'd masturbate daily, and be the hugest tease....

wait, scratch that, i'd be a pornstar, and make millions for being fucked..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
word.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
ok i just wanted to say that it took me a long time to admit that i masturbated because all of my girlfriends were like eww thats gross. finally i was like fuck this you guys all prolly do and i do and its fuckin amazing so quit bitchin about it

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
that was her 666 post its evil i tell you

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
i wish mine was 10 times better than girls, fuck id be so sore i couldnt walk like ever again. i so wish i had a vagina

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
girls have to wear make-up, uncomfortable clothes and tend to their private parts...there is no way i'd wanna be a girl even if it's 10x better

 
you forgot the childbirth part. makeup and clothes aren't a big deal. it only sucks once a month. but on the plus side, we can make guys do stuff for us and buy us stuff.

 
Or if we get you dick whipped, you will suck our dick when we want and buy us what we want, so it works both ways...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
sick, i heard theres a pill out there for girls to have only 4 periods a year. totally safe too. yippeeee! less bitchyness!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
but what if all there bitcheness got chaneld into those 4 times it would be 3x worse then and that would be horible

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
oh shit, good point. id just go for three weeks of ultra hell than 12 weeks of just plain hell.

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
wow...absolutely wow. i really hope that that little conversation will be saved in the ns archives because that ten minutes of laughing was almost better then a 'female' orgasm. guys openly discussing girls periods in public...i never ever thought i would see the day. lol

...taste the rainbow
 
i thik there are shots they can get to, my gf is gonna get em when shes 18, i cant wait.

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
Yeah my girly looked into the four times a year bc and it sounds good except when you do have your period it's way worse. More hormones which means more mood swings and a lot more bleeding. So it's kind of a tossup.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
 
Plus they have a lot more irregular bleedings out of nowhere and can bleed for weeks for no reason. There is benefits to it, but I think it has a lot more negatives compared to taking pills. Thats just a view from a guys point of view though.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
yeah one time i was with some girls and one said she had sorta tried it, the other said never, and one said yeah to it, except the one that said yeah has never even made out with a guy, now is that confusing or what, but hey its sex with someone i love so why not

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
dude, youre really not very good at getting your point across over the internet.

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
the girl i asked said she does it 3 times a week, but dosent fully orgasm because she cant fully orgasm by herself

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
what if it was chanelled into one period..? instead of 4?... would they die?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
how many girls have even commented here

womens hurdles one second

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
I think alot of girls try and and it hurts them the first time, so they stop, not know the true pleasure behind it after the 3rd time

He who hesitates masturbates
 
o man 6 or 7 times a day?! thats just wrong

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i do it, but i don't finger myself, i honestly hate being fingured

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
that 4 periods a year pill is bull shit, my buddies girl friend was on that and yes it worked. but when those four times come around, man they're bitchy forever, a couple weeks at a time. just fuck em when they're on their period....they'll stay happy. and it feels so good, just don't look. and to the kid who was making fun of a girl for using a dildoe, do you use your hand? yes? alright, then shut up. it sucks when the girl you're having sex with keeps cumming and has to stop you, sometimes they have to masturbate to increase their tolerance to the cock.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
just tell them to do it before you do it ^ haha

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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