girls who masturbate

^ whats your problem, racist?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
there was this quiet girl at windells last year, some how she got everyone to hate her, one night she put on her head phones and pulled her blanket over her head and I guess she just started going at it. Straight up on this bunk bed, every girl noticed and one had a camera so she taped it all and then went around showing people.

 
hahaha, of course youre going to masturbate at camp. oh man, i was a counslor for a million 5th graders earlier this year and dan was WAY TOO FAR away, so i went at it every night or day. whatever.

and that is so mean about the cottage cheese. holy crap

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
^ i really wish all girls had the same view point on life as you.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Irish its fucked up your remind me exactly of one of my good girl friends when it comes to sexual issues.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
^ dude your only 14, you probobly didnt know what a yeast infection was until your health teacher told you. dont 'get back' at someone just because of school rumors. your too young to understand it right now, but most of the stuff you will hear about people around school, especially rumors about rumors being spread, are not true. only about 10 percent will turn out to have some truth in them.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
yea man everyone in grade 8 tries to be cool its pretty gay all the weiner kids think there cool, you'll see that when you get to high school everyone will be more laid back and not trying to make fun of everyone because you'll realize that it isnt coolits just plain gay

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
^ once hes a junoir he will realize it. cause as a freshman your trying the hardest to be 'cool' as a sophmore you get a lil more laid back, but as a junoir you will be fully chill.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
skierman.. i mifht be racist.. what are u gonna do about it... really..

iv you somehow trace my ip and find wher ei live ill let u kcick my asss.. casu you had to spen all the work for it

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
calling things gay is also a stupid middle school/young HS people phase. its annoying as hell, cause really...how can a chair be gay?

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ah so you admit to being racist. nope im not going to do anything, ill just let karma do its thing.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
word skiierman

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
all girls do it they just dont have the balls (litterally) to talk about it... (most girls)

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
back to the topic of girls who masturbate

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
according to oprah, masturbation is a release of sexual tension. I'm feeling pretty tight right now. maybe i'll relive it.

fat people should avoid buffets.
 
i want to puke thinking of yeast infections. one of those pukes where you are laughing and puking at the same time

w.m.h
 
^ really? i was thinking more along the lines of puking becuase i just woke up and realized that it was a dog licking my nuts and not the hott girl in my dreams.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hahaha to bad, when i woke up it really was a hot girl so in your fucking face

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
SHE DOES

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GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
im liking the whole lack of mods thing. mure nudeness

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
the word is MERE, not mure....

and i wish it was that easy for us to masturbate..instead of developing carpel tunnel syndrom.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
that pics cool. some girls admitited it to me they use the shower head

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
^ hahaha keep them coming lol.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
actually tweaks i meant more not mere or mure

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
lol wait till cko or eastcoast find these baby's...

yeah one time i was getting a hand job from this girl and i was thinking to myself ,'GOD just let me do it!' - Eastcoastpride

best fucking line ever! i laughed for so long

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
Happy Birthday Mods!

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
i agree with irish on most everything she has said

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
I dont see why guys r so comfortable with saying they masturbate, and girls are so secretive about it

Yellow snow doesn't taste like lemonade
 
because guys dont care so much of about what people think of them and girls care wayy too much

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
yeah girls think we think that its a turn off or something that other girls think that shes a slut or something because shes open about materbation. sound stupid? of course, its highschool.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hahah i caught a chick masterbating, shes my neighbor and i noticed her parents were gone for the night so i snuck into her house with flowers and my new bong and walked into her room with her pants off rubbing her clam, it was nice because we ended up having oral sex, her hands stunk though. she told me she never masterbates

no
 
if by we had oral sex you meant i hid and watched her while beating off, i believe you

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
haha, i was just gonna mention that huckers gf had a very nasty yeast infection...and instead of embarrasing herself, she handed it over to him.

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You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

******************** Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D.Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th president (1890-1969)

Don't think just jump.

 
teddy check the first page d00d....im still laughing

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
example: when my girlfriend does it, I know, it's pretty much nothing sexual, but more just becausee it straight up feels good. simply feelign good, like a massage or somethin.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
POUND GTHAT= SHIT MAN!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I've always wondered what a girl's orgasm feels like... Cuz mine are pretty intense when my girl and i do self control stuff, you know. Has anyone ever blacked out from an orgasm?

Yep.
 
man that must be the best feeling blackout ever...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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