girls who masturbate

hucker22 has just made the most disgusting post ever to grace NS. and some sick shit has been said before

w.m.h
 
SMEGMA

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
weird coincidence, i posted about smegma right above a red dwarf post.

anyway, I didn't know masturbating prevented smegma...?

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
I masterbate. YaY! I just read a book called 'sex for one' by betty dobson and it was really informative. If you're curious about female masterbation, read it. you gotta know what you like before someone else can know. but with girls I think it takes more practice to find out what you like than it does with guys... more trial and error...

did that make any sence?... didn't think so...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
^ makes plenty of sence. sounds like the book 'the vagina monologues'

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
when i was in sixth grade this nasty girl would like scratch her pussy in class and her legs would shake and she would make noises kind of like orgasms. we assumed she was masturbating

eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
 
so that cat picture, in there, are the monsters masterbaters also?

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
^^ foul

At my high school, there was this guy who graduated like a year before me who got caught masturbating in class. The teacher was sorta weird and didn't have desks, so everyone sat on pillows... he just put a pillow over his dick and started beating off. I wasn't there, but it must have been pretty obvious, what an idiot.

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
wew were once sitting in a small comp room in middle school and while the nasty pit haired tongue biting gilr teacher was talking, there was a kid with a jacket over himself and u could see movment nasty, she was a wierd teacher too.

she got mad at me for sumthing sum1 else did and she thought i was him even thought he was like half my size, i was wondering why she was calling me logan since my name was steve. she was talking to me bout messing upo the computers for like 15 minutes and then when she said i wasnt even on her list of names theis helper teacher told her i was steeve and she wasas like o,....sorry, what a retard

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
i didnt read every reply...but ive been admitting to masturbating since i was in 9th grade. i read in a magazeen (sp) that about 60ish% of girls do it. but who knows? and to be honest, almost every girl that i know does it regularly. (2-3 times a week)

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
maybe the single guys in every town should start an 'assisted female masturbation outreach program' so that every girl thats horny but scared to masturbate, they have a helpful, charitable guy come over and do the work for them

ahahahahahaha

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w/e i know its gross but its true, i think one time she did it like 15 times in one day she just sat down and watched lesbian porn all day

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
Hucker it was funny and gross but far from true, lots of girls dont masturbate and they dont have cottage cheese coming out of them. So yeah, untrue.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
^ yeah, i like my taco plain. no toppings man.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I've seen 2 girls masturbate in front of me for like 5 mins, then they just went at it with eachother. we were round 5 people in a basement, all krunked outta our minds. one of the chicks had JUST finished losing her virginity not 2 minutes before she was doin herself on the floor.

I'd venture to say that most girls masturbate, some just occassionally, some daily and some many times a day. I think a more in depth question would be 'how many girls look at porn when they masturbate' because i really have no idea on that one. It's not like you will get a very accurate response from the female portion of this site because 1. 100% (correct me if im wrong) of the female population on NS is white. 2. most of the girls (besides the ones that are lost and come to ns just to be slutty) are outdoor lovers and tend to not have so much free time (which they spend going on ns). That is my thesis. Enjoy.

'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know true peace' - Hendrix

Peace & Love
 
ya it is true but i think it is if they do a lot and then stop for a while. trust it was like cottage chesse stuff i had it on my fingers and got all freaked out and she told me why it was cuz she did masturbate for a while trust me its true

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
its funny becuase its so untrue man, ive been with girls who im pretty damn sure dont do it and their was no cottage cheese dripping out.

you got yourself a keeper

w.m.h
 
mmm mmm mmm

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
^^if you meet a chick who does it regularly and has to stop for like a week or so then tell me its not true

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
i realy dont want girls to masterbaute.. i want them to get horney and then start fucking ugly fuckers like me. i think that girls and guysa are the smae as horney leveals its just that girls hide it better then guys.

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
there was a girl at our school, she had to go to the hospital because she would get off on everything, pens, combs, eventually 4 FUCKING FINGERS! anyway, one day this loose nasty ass trailor shit decided to stick a hotdog up in there. well it broke off and thus had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
wow i just read the cottage cheese thing. thats fucking gross. sorry to tell you hucker, but your statement is so far from true. i will go for weeks and masturbate regularly and then just not do it for a while and NOTHING happens. i think youre retarded for ever thinking that could be true.

and on a grosser note, that cottage cheese shit that comes out of a chick, happens when a girl gets a yeast infection. so if your gf didnt masturbate for a while and coincedently got a yeast infection she could have mistaken it for that. ewe.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
^ thats pretty nartsy. i hope he didnt hit that shit.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^^^Dude girls are way more horny than guys are, but you're right, they do hide it way better.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
and someone wondered what girls masturbate to? for me, hardly ever porn, maybe like 20% of the time. the rest its just me in the shower. havin a go.

and i wasnt referring to me. thats even ewer.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
I think most girls will only admit it when there drunk. Or you can sift thru their room for a dildoh or like a vibrator. Thats how youll usually find out.

C-Man
 
isnt a girls orgasm like 10x better than a guys?so wouldnt they want to masturbate more... so shouldnt girls be alot more horny than guys

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
ya ok w/e damn dooschbags....i got my gf a dildo once except it wasnt it was a handle to a plunger that looked exactly like a dildo

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
its 10X better cause its 10X harder to reach. for guys, all you have to do is move your hand back and fourth. its like an art for girls. we have to hit the exact buttons.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
'For my wife, it's like a special combination, and after 20 years I know exactly what it is. 7 to right, 13 to the left and 11 more to right right...OH JEFFY!' - Jeff Foxworthy

'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know true peace' - Hendrix

Peace & Love
 
^ hahahaha thats great. crack the safe and you get the goods inside.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
there was this girl at god camp who masturbated in church all the time. she was only 10 too, and she was the preacher's daughter so she was spoiled as hell. at first i didn't believe it but then i saw it for myself. ugh nasty as all hell.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
10 years old? holy shit thats young.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
so many people who i have never seen have posted in the thread

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ewww..

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
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