girls who masturbate

i love the look on the kittens face in the lower left corner. classic

'I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.'

~Official Ninja Website
 
ok first off, all girls do or have at least tried it. who cares everyone does it everyone knows it! it's cool ,haha, who wouldnt do it!!! come on now people lets be honest, I am an occasional self pleasurer - a new word i think i just made up, lets put it too good use people:)

 
ok!!! everyone that is a self-pleasurer out there is , i dont know...good for them, i jsut wanted to use that word in a sentence

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

----------------------------------------

As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
having been a topic of conversation among some friends... girls def don't masturbate nearly as often as guys, if at all. who needs to when you have a boyfriend that takes care of all that.

 
I said mostly girls does It

I asked to some of my firends

and the ones that answered me they said yeah

PAG
 
Some girls would do it as often, or more often than guys. It depends on what kind of sex drive you have, and that depends on how much testosterone you have. Therefore, most guys do it more than girls because they have more testosterone.

None of my friends would admit if they did it, its not really something that girls would admit to because in the past it has been deemed 'gross' and 'Unhealthy'. Recently womens magazines out here have been putting in articles about how to 'do it yourself' and I think the image might be changing in aim to make women more sexual confident and know what they like.

- - - - - - - - - -

haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby

HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:

Mr. Matt Harvey
 
Yeah, all of my girlfriends have always loved sex... but then again, it's me.

Sorry, couldn't resist getting that in there (no pun intended).

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
actually dude, girls have testosterone too, as guys also have estrogen, its just that one is more than the other

_________________________________________________________________

founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
I think all girls should masterbate... if they know what they like - they will enjoy sex a lot more. and that is a very good thing. cuz sex is fun. yep.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
i gotta get me a swedish chick

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
that comment about using statistics from the sales of dildos won't be accurate, because many girls who do masturbate, and won't admit it, won't go into a sex shop and by a rubber dong... they'll just... use... something else.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
^^^ ie cucumber or bowling pin

-----------------

Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
I know at least in my circle of female friends it is a commonly talked about topic, but the reason why we dont usally tell anyone else other then our close girl friends is the risk that an 'adult' or parent might find out... I know it sounds bad but its pretty much the truth.. We all know who is a virgin nad whos not and whos done what with who thats common knowledge its just spoken about at certian times and after its been said isnt usually repeated...understand??

****************************************

My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
bowling pin? LOL, thats funny shit.

'...if it weren't for harvey we would all be in the freeze forum.'

 
AYE! I masturbate! I don't see any problem with it...in fact, it's awesome! Makes me happy when a guy can't, haha. Anyway, I don't see what the big deal is.

~Sarah (Honey Bunches of Oates)
 
haha, girls can't figure guys out either, so haha. Just remember this: its not a joystick, its a shotgun.

----------------------------------------

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
HEHEHEEEHEHEH AHHAHAHAHAHa, TAk, you're so right dude, it's totally a shotgun, more of a BOOMSTICK actually, haha, who want some? yeah, who wants a piece? haha. ooooooh yeeeeeah

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
yes very true TAK very true..... i think i'll have that saying engraved on my tombstone :)

'just remember girls its a shotgun, not a joystick'

________________________

Just JIB It !!
 
yeah one time i was getting a hand job from this girl and i was thinking to myself ,'GOD just let me do it!'

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
it's good women could get out there now and talk about it at least more then before...and as for not needing to do it... well usually girls control... but not always which kicks ass when they dont.. i mean if a hot girl wants to sucka guys dick he wouldnt say no, but a girl could easily refuse gettin eaten out(ages 14-19 probably?)

'i am excellent cool'
 
Yeah dude, girls HATE receiving oral sex...almost as much as they hate having orgasms... I don't know a single girl who would EVER refuse oral sex from her boyfriend/guy she wanted it from.

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
i masturbate, and i'm a girl

if god didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

if god didn't want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter...
 
we heard you the first time

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'

-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
 
I didn't, and I must say, that is fucking genius!

----------------------------------------

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
Shit, sorry about the double post, but ''he'' is making our arms shorter. Look at monkeys; they have longer arms than us. Oh, shit, I think I just proved that the bible-thumpers are right. Ah... fuck.

----------------------------------------

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
Ductape boy has a point....

And anyways most girls would prolly only admit it to people they feel comfortable around anyways. Sex drive is a huge factor here definitely....and it is true that women do reach their 'prime' in their 30's. Possibly again with the esteem issue, and being comfortable with their own sexuality.

Girls are raised in a completely different way then guys, we're raised to be polite and respectable 'good girls don't do that' Things totally change in college however.

A girl from my work recently had a fantasia party, for those of you who aren't familiar, it's basically a tupperwear party for sex toys....and you can imagine the excitement all the girls had when if you spent a certain amount you get a free vibrator...

My Life's a Joke...
 
was it weiner that said way back when something along the lines of 'Get down on this hot throbbing piece of man chicken.'? Or maybe alpentalik... anyways.

Girls are a bit afraid of sex i guess, or making thier sexuality slightly public.

I was also wondering if anyone else notices this, while we're on the topic of sex: Why is it that girls that snowboard can be hot to so-so, but with girls that ski, especcially girls with twin tips, they are somehow always incredibly hot... Is this true for anyone else at thier home mt?

=========================

^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
i got bored and was looking through mythreads. seems chris actually started the masturbation thread first but his didn't go as far

_______________________________________________________

SRMC

SFHNC 0/2000

 
holy crap..it's the thread that wouldn't die! but ya, i masturbate

-----------

Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
dude, i know like four or five girls who admit to it in person

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
in my experience, girls who masturbate know what they want. that is very helpfull, since guys cant read minds, especially if we get no reaction at all because you are scared, ala Chasing Amy.

 
wow, thats clever...have a hero cookie EastCoast!

-------------------

freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
Thanks, I like cookies... I want one with a medal on it.. have Capurnicus explain it to you...

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

SFHNC: 340/2000
 
well shit, you just dredged up an ancient thread to make a useless post.

it was a good thread though haha

_____________________________________________

The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
..well i just used my friends account to find some old threads in his 'My Threads' thing. I know the post wasn't as good as rednecks, someone should pay me, and his other one, someone should pay me.

patj
 
doesn't matter, I was actually wondering about this the other day.

Any girls want to admit to it now? :D

_____________________________________________

The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
lat

actually women do have testosterone. of course .they have very little, but its still there. just as men have a little estrogen... just a little.. well most men at least.

anyway, i also agree with ductape. women will never truly understand their bodies sexually if they dont experiment with it. i only know one woman that does not masterbate ( so she says... ha! ) and shes never had an orasm during sex and constantly feels unsatisfied thus causing herself to want to sleep around. not to mention shes just a complete weirdo.well i guess part of my point is that if you dont masterbate or say you dont, than youre lying or youve got some issues with your body.

cause i know i enjoy myself ALOT!

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
most girls masturbate, if they dont they get this white stuff in there vagina that looks like cottage chesse sorta...my gf does it like everyday wether shes horny or not its just habit

__________________

some people like their cucumber pickled
 
wow havent seen this thread in quite some time. Back in high school girls masterbating was a huge faux pas at least to talk about, now after being in college 5 years it is quite out in the open. I think its mostly about the surrondings that dictate how much it is talked about, and of course the more it is talked about the more people are going to do it.

____________________________

'Let's get drunk, not whiskey dick drunk though!' - my friend Kim

Get Over It

Gotta Love The Midwest

Goodbye snow!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top