girls who masturbate

NoTeefa

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alright ladies, we already know that 99% of guys masturbate. So how many of you ladies do? im not asking because im gonna get off on know that you masturbate or some shit like that. Just because im curious on how many girls actually do. I've never met any girl that would admit to this in person, but on the internet its pretty much anonymous.

So ladies, if you masturbate, say AYE, if ya dont, say ARR.

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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
AYE.... fuck i shouldnt have given my secret away..

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haha, right on Ty

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I bet this thread dies without a single girl posting in it...

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how can they masturbate?

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

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umm, most girls i know will admit to it.

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haha halrious enough in GRADE 8 one of my teachers said by the age of 16 its proven that 70%-95% do or have tried. i stick by those numbers.

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AYE....as a matter of fact, i'll be RIGHT back

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
yeah. if they do they'll probably admit it (unless they're in a really public place). you're just talking to the wrong women.

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it's definately majority that do

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i would be the other 1% aaaarrrr

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isn't this weird that only guys have posted? this is the ns.com sausage fest!

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I kno a couple girls that masterbate but their not raw so its not even cool.

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how would a chick masturbate?

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yea seriously, 'how would a girl masturbate', thats pathetic

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dont worry about that kid... he's probably being dumb like a good % of the people nowadays... but the fact still remains... no ladies are posting lol... sad day in schoolsvills.

i fall a lot, and im cool
 
hmm, the ladies prolly read the thread title and decided not to venture any further

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proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i was kidding about hte chicks masturbating, i was copying what the kid up top said

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

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I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
There is 2 or 3 girls that give a response lol

we'RE only guys to post these things

PAG
 
whatever u say qsqueen, ya, no chicks have posted, why would they admit it, well actually the question is why wouldnt they admit it?

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

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I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
Aye. I think that not many girls have replied to this, or will admit that they masturbate, because society generally deems that sex is not something that girls should enjoy or really talk about. I talked about it a bit with k2skeepimp before posting because I guess that I fall victim to this convention to a certain extent. I don’t know that there’s much to be done about it, but that’s the way I see it.

Also, I think a lot of why you don’t hear many younger girls talk about masturbation is because women don’t reach their sexual prime until their 30’s. Before that they don’t really know what they want, or are not really comfortable enough with their sexuality to voice their opinion on the topic. Men reach their sexual prime in their late teens/early 20’s, which is why everyone on this site hears all about how much boys do it. I bet, but don’t quote me, that older men don’t masturbate nearly as much as younger guys.

I know that I have never had a conversation with any girl my age about masturbation. Maybe because I’m further along the path to figuring things out than they are, or maybe it’s one of the few things that girls just don’t talk about. I can’t even imagine how a conversation like that would go… “well, I like it when I…” “Really? I like…” It just seems weird. Do guys talk about it like that?

As for the vibrators, find a statistic on the ages of women they're sold to, and I bet that will help enlighten all of you.

 
Wow, that was deep...

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BeckaSki. You are completely right.

And I admit to it because I'm not afraid of what other people think of me and I have no guilt about sex. Sex is healthy and should be celebrated instead of kept in the dark.

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that sexual prime thing is wrong. It was on sex tv, they based the study purely on number of orgasms, guys being horny bastards were wacking off alot when they where 17. Women however didn't know how to really get an orgasm(this study was done in the 60s) and most woman were comfortable in their marriage and had the kids out of the house around their 'sexual prime'. I know it didn't have anything to do with anything but meh.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
faoda....i thought you were a virgin?

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Faoda, I completely agree with you, which is why I finally decided to attempt to clear things up in the first place.

And I'm pretty sure that I'm right about the sexual prime thing. I think I read it in Glamour or some other reputable source.

 
kudos to the girls, some actually posted, yeah! Hey, my girlfriend and i were talking about this, and she masturbates. but from what i've talked about with some girls, they don't do it nearly as often as guys do.

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na, kudos to becka for standing up and saying somthing. This chicks hardcore and i wouldnt doubt if she is very out spoken. I met her at camp and she was the only chick i saw trying and succeeding sliding rails. there were a lot of guys she was showing up. I also heard she was throwing some mad backs. And landed a few. If you havent seen her suitcase landing back flip video clip, its a pretty heavy crash.

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
amazing.. this is turning into a (somewhat) intelligent conversation. who'd a thunk?

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
yea, becka and i talked about how a lot of girls are 'tricked' into beleiving that they shouldnt enjoy sex because its dirty or whatthefuckever. it the same kind of stupid ideas like that, that trigger disorders like anorexia and depression.

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
in high school, it was like a guarded secret amongst girls... nobody would admit it... even though i'd bet most were doing it... now at college, its a lot more open, and it seems like most girls do it, admit it, and openly talk about it. its actually really cool to be able to talk openly about sex stuff with your guy friends and your girl friends. everybody just needs to relax, thats what it's all about.

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that is most certainly not appropriate SUpilot...haha...go to your room.

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yea, that was some evil shit, i'm surprised they didn't delete it earlier

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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
My girlfriend said she didnt masturbate because she had me. That picture would explain why my friends cats always die.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
ah hahahahahahahhhahaha

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the funny thing is that i just went to grab a tissue from my tissue box and i realized that there are pictures of kittens all over it, lol.

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