girls that fart!

*Neil

*Neil

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DO u like it? i donno about me... I thought it was gross but yesterday i was sitting beside the hottest chick ever. we never met before just sitting next to eachother on this bus and all of a sudden i here this little skweek nose commin from your ooooh so perfic ass, then it all came out at once like a wet juicy fart. Odly this was so attractiv it made me wanna ram my balls on her ass. i could tell u the rest of the story but it gets really dirty(farting on my cock then snifing it and stuff) so thats it

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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
na man, that was on my way to work yesterday morning

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
haha queefs are funny... in whistler we were watchin this porn and this girl pussy farts like 30 times

Jigga say wha??

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if a girl farted in front of me id be disgusted. if she let me ram her arse straight away after, i guess i could forget and forgive.

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i would have to say that it depends on the girl. if i was trying to date her, then no, i wouldnt want her farting in front of me. if it is a friend that i have known for a while, wouldnt bother me a bit. i would rip one right after she did...

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
it would always bother me. i don't care who she is. Girls don't go to the bathroom, so why fart?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
girls leek ewy gewy blood out of there pussys, i think we can deal with sum farting.

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
i like rammin girls asses

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
 
^ yea but i'm cool with lots of girls, and i don't wanna let one off....shit...and i don't want to think girls use the washroom either...

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your fucked up neil girls dont really have periods its all a myth they make up so they dont have to have sex for a week.

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why is neil whoring so much now? i dont like him anymore.

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good question? and im a slut not a whore... sluts are free, send me some money then u can call me a whore

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
girls dont fart...only skeevy stoners fart!

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-kevan
 
what would you guys do if you were bangin a chick and she farted, i think i would just throw her off the bed and tell her to get out and finish up myself.

-paul

i think i think i like it like thata
 
youd cork that bottle.

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id plug my nose and keep rammin'

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

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wait a sec, can girls fart outa there vagina, it might be kinda fun to stand in the wind.

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It's a 'Quiff' or 'Queef' or however it's spelled. It's pronounced like the first one I think. But anyways, at the Junior Prom thingy I was talking to my date and she had her locker open and this one chick that neither of us are really friends with runs up and is like 'I'm gonna fart in your locker' and then doesn't cause my date closes her locker and then she just like, talks to us... and then we leave.

THE END

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actually, when i guy has sex with her girl, depending on the position it can push on the bowels and they can fart...it's been known to happen..

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girls quif cuz when you bang them air gets forced up there. its not like it comes outta nowehere.

'you know youve fucked a girl good when you hear all the air rushing out.'

-yeti

i think i think i like it like thata
 
and a quaffle is a wang fart...

Jigga say wha??

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i was at skogenchicks house and was walking down her stairs and heard a loud ass fart go down and its her...i was like holy shit........

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so obviously I was stoned.

never mind, I don't smoke. I'm just gay. ---- our very own...djxtreme

 
girl farts and queefs should NOT be tolerated. it should be illegal.

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queen laqueefa hahahaha

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-kevan
 
aaaaawwwww. for some reason i just thought of tubgirl. so now i guess farting girls are grose because for now on whenver you guys think of a girl farting you will think of tubgirl

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
you know girls shit dont ya.

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queen laqueefa! hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha. good shit

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

 
niel is one sick bastard, first he gets horny while looking at a picture of his sister, now he wants to fuck a chick in the ass while shes farting, what the fuck?

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wait, whats this about wanting to dry-fuck his sister?

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

 
Queefing is not a pussy fart. They just call it that becaus it sounds the same. A fart is gas coming out of your anus. A queef is from having sex, and air gets pushed into the vagina and cant escape because your penis is in the way. It's kind of like when you shove your fingers into gak and then there's a pocket of air in the gak, and then when you squeeze the gak the air comes out and makes a farting sound. end.
 
i'm living with my cousin in a relatively small apartment and the other day she pooped which i did not know happened and it smelled so bad, the whole apartment stunk
i wanted to hide under a couch cushion and cry for a while
 
my friends and i were riding four abreast in the back of my friend's car and this girl who i think is pretty cute farted at least 3 times and these were some incredible SBDs...

i just don't know what to think anymore
 
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