Bahahaha Cobra that shit was hilarious. Sorry to the girls who are now mad at me for indulging his perverse sense of humor but seriously, shits funny.
Down to serious business (which we all know skiing is):
I agree that most women's topsheets have super girly graphics. Why? Because that appeals to girls. Not all girls, mind you, but enough that it's worth having.
WOMENS SKIS, a case study:
Characters: me, 5'6" 130lbs, AltaBird skier, former sorority girl.
Ingrid, 5'3" 150lbs, AltaBird skier, former mountain biker.
Skis:
2009/2010 Volkl Kiku. Girly graphics but designed in brown, blue, and white. A perfect blend of girly and not-girly. A girly topsheet makeover for the Gotamas.
2010/2011 Kiku. Same graphic, silly pink colors. I think the pink is terrible, but Ingrid is obsessed. She LOVES the girly-ness, and they're still the same, kick-ass Kikus we know and love.
2009/2010 Volkl Kuro. I am in love. I love everything about them, including the brown wood-grain. Ingrid, on the other hand, thinks they're hideous. I got a pair, while she is holding out for something more girly.
Lets get this straight- a sorority girl hates the pink flowery design on the Kikus? Yes. A total badass loves it? Yes.
So, to each their (her) own. Look around and you'll find something you'll like. Good luck!