Girls on NS

teresak2

teresak2

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so how many girls on this site are there? and whut tricks can you pull?

i've been wondering cuz most of my girl friends suck at skiing or snowboarding.

 
i can do this thing with my tongue while i finger my own pussy till it is dripping wet

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
hey...yeah I posted a page like this a while back

most girls do suck atleast the majority of the ones I know. I consider sucking falling every jump they go off and not even being able to do a grab or even a half descent 360. If thats what you consider sucking then I can tell you I DON'T!

 
ohh man, alpentalik is the like the finest girl ive everrr seen, if you live in washington you should message her cause she'll probably suck your dick off all night long.

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
in 2 weeks ill have my misty 5's, fronts, backs, 7's and hopefully lincoln loops to snow. i can throw em easily on the tramps. otherwise from on snow from last season i can throw 3's with any grab. im planning on dominating in the pipe this year too. i kinda got flairs figured out. and i can ally-oop. but havent really tried spinning outta the pipe due to my knees..

If your a pro, IM A HOE!
 
it isn't as easy going from the tramp to snow as i think you think it is...but good luck

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
its a big difference with flips on tramp to snow.. but it gets you used to the rotation and gets your muscles orientated(sp?) to the spinny flippy combo

|B|r|y|a|n| |G|a|l|l|a|n|t|

 
woah. who said i thought it was easy.?? i said i should have them to snow in 2-3 weeks. why because im going skiing then. and i'm going to grow some balls and throw them.. i never said it was easy. so chill

skank wars.. watch em blue mtn. Dec 14th. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. or a homo..
 
I love how there is 140 odd veiws to this post, and only 9 replies!!! good ol ns.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ya doin?

diggen.

Why?

make a hole.

What for?

more diggen.
 


my little sister does front flips on her snowboard,

but boo, shes a fucken snowboarder we should burn her

'I'm still Ugly'
 


my little sister does front flips on her snowboard,

but boo, shes a fucken snowboarder we should burn her

'I'm still Ugly'
 
my sister used to be sponsored by Burton, but who cares cause thats snowboarding...on her skis she can do some little grabs and stuff

 
meh.

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
meh.

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
meh.

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
meh.

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
PRESS THE REPLY BUTTON ONCE!!! NOT 4 OR 5 TIMES!!!

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
yah bibskis how the hell do you always manage to post more than once. oh yeah i'm a girl on this site, but i can't really pull much bigger than a pretty shady 3. i will be going bigger by progression camp.

 
Wheres gina????

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
i second that.

If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Member of the Issy Freeride Team
 
may i remind you all this was a thread about girls who jib. not how you like to get sucked off. and to the ONLY other girl ho replied tot his. props to you. if your going to camp ill see you there. im probably not going to be in it. but just chilling around the park with you all. and dont be ashamed of what you can pull mnow. its a start right. but at least you DO have progression in your mind. and your not giving up.PROPS.

skank wars.. watch em blue mtn. Dec 14th. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. or a homo..
 
some are sick and some are ok its just like guys but there are less of them and the best ones cant do really sick tricks

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
fuck you switch, funkin retard, leave it up to the fuckin perves to reply with such gay remarks like switch_skodeo. thanks for pissing me off more then i already am.

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cryss - if you can get any of all of those tricks you say you're going to have in three weeks i will be your bitch...

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil

little girl: are you a midget?

holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
 
i think the only thing she will have in 2 -3 weeks are 3 cocks invading every hole she has

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
I like the fact that I am a girl and don't get bothered because my name shows up in blue! Holla! Representing Steamboat Therealgomer!!!!

 
my girlfriend can throw d-spins and mistys

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
yeah, the posts about chicks are always the most posted ones... Skiers are very horny in case no one has noticed

 
I agree skiers are horny. i had a conversation with one of my guy friends about getting some in gondolas.

 
Hey I live in washington, that alpentalik girl should hit me up. I am down for some head any day, and skier chicks are soo hot anyways. Kristi Leskinen has a bomb ass body. Well shit anyways Washington people rule, and I guess all the washington girls that want to ride can write me back.

 
kristi looks like a skeleton, too skinny. and yeah, alpentalik's pretty nice, her names erika. she's pretty hot. kind of an animal in bed, but hey, nothing wrong with that, right? i still say cindy's the best WA girl skier, seeing as she can throw mistys and d-spins as was previously noted.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
My god, this is the billionth time i have seen this post, stop gettin so desperate, its not like ure gonna fuck any chik on this website.

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
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