Girls Just Being Classy

Lansfield

Lansfield

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This thread is about stupid fucking girls.

So today i was in class, and one girl said: "I don't want to get pregnant" So just be curious, i said: "why not?" and she responded: "Well i don't want to feel the baby's boner in my belly!" That was word for word exactly what she said. And a week or two ago, i was going to a concert with a few friends. Our town has a bus that goes to local concerts so we hopped on there. Of course, all the girls were already drunk before they even stepped on the bus. So my friends and i were just sitting around on the bus, and see some water (or so we thought) running down the aisle. We were soon to discover that it wasn't water, some girl had just lowered her pants and proceeded to pee on the bus floor screaming YOLO! The bus then smelt like piss for the rest of the drive, and one girl started crying uncontrollably for no real reason.

Cliffnotes:

-Girl pissed on bus floor.

-Apparently if your pregnant you can feel your baby's boners.

-#YOLO has done nothing good for anyone.

Anyone have funny stories of idiot girls?
 
that sounds fuckin hot that brings me back to the days when I used to drink piss in exchange for crack and lube
 
Its seems as though you dont drink that much, get used to seeing girls cry every god damn mother fucking time alcohol is consumed.
 
this thread is magnificent

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My sister always punches me and then cries when she hits my elbow, shoulder blade, etc. and cries to my dad saying i hurt her.

Also girls always expect men to do all the heavy lifting, but when we tell them to make us a sandwich they start bitching that we're sexist.
 
Back in high school a girl pulled down her pants while sitting in class to show some of my friends that she got her clit pierced. Now that's classy.
 
No need to be calling anyone a retard. Some people are unaware of the woman logic thread, because they don't spend their whole life on the internet
 
There was also a kid at my high school who had both nipples pierced, and he would cut holes in his shirts around them so everyone could see.
 
Exactly. I've got some solid times of that, including being in a 1000+person crowd with barely enough room to get my hands down to let my dick out and pissing on a trash can while everyone cheered. Either that or piss my pants and rage a halloween show with pee pants like a 5 year old.
 
In our 11th grade world affairs class our teacher mentioned a president of another country and this one girl says "What? other countries have presidents too? I though Obama was president of the world!"

 
Both excellent moves. I've been to a bar before where the bar was the urinal so you just sit on your chair with your pants down and let it flow.
 
That sounds so fucked but I would def go there and buy so many drinks and just get blackout because of that. Solid marketing. Would probably piss myself or piss on someone else rkelly style from being to drunk though.
 
A while back in our social justice class we were discussing poverty and this girl says two things

-"People are only poor because they are lazy and do drugs."

-"Black people like to steal things and be in gangs"
 
it's amazing how saying yolo can make a girl do anything. it's like some kind of confidence booster for them.. i wish i had something like this for trying shit in the park
 
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