GIRLS + HORSES

lagwagon

lagwagon

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Yo, Hey I was wondering do chicks 'get off' when they ride horses, coz you see them all bouncing up and down and stuff, and you think it must rub their clit or something? so do they like 'like it', im not trying to sound like a weirdo freak, but im doing a very good job of it, sorry. Just curious. Later people.

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awwwww. i was expecting some deep penetrating horse cack action here. oh well, back to kazaa i guess

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this has been my theory for a long time now... notice how they're always yelling and shit when they're on them. saying: 'WOAH' 'YAaaa' and 'Easy boy'.

-Mike

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yeah, they sure do, I know for a fact. Whenyou see liquids dripping down the side of the horse...you know it was a good ride.....AND NO, IT WASN'T ME YOU SICK BASTARDS....Ive never been on a horse. But Another good horse story is at horse camp, girls have to clean the rocks out of the male horses eurethras. kinky eh?

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Horse riding girls are incredible at sex, up there with dancers, gymnists and um, skiers.

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i've never had an orgasim ridding my horse sorry guys... and yeah mike.. i wasnt the one telling beau to 'WOAH' it was you...

I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit

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well i am a guy and sometime i get a stiff dong. but i also get one when i ride on a bus or in a dump truck or something like that. i also get them in class alot...its almost a handicap i would say

 
yeah i did hear one chick say that she likes it sometimes, and 'enjoys' her ride, but never cum off it whatever. peace dudes.

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i thought i heard a story somewhere of a girl orgasming on a horse or something.. which explains why so many girls love horses i guess..

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There is a video clip somewhere on the net - it shows a chick sucking on a fully erect horse cock and trying to fuck it. Pretty funny but i can't remember where i've seen it - it was a while ago

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dear god i love horse girls! seriously, you go to shows like in Virginia or some shit and you just see tons of top shelf honeys who have too much of daddys money.

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o rude that was funny i like horse chicks, theres also this other chick i know that rides horses and she's realreal hot, and has heaps of money too, and shes real cool, but yeah.boring.

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HAHA thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.. Even though my horse is sexy and a stud i've never gotten off by ridding him..

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What are chicks that ride Donkeys like? I hear that they are pretty cool with good personalities although a bit stunted and grisly. Is it true they have plenty of time to talk to guys, in between shaving their moustaches off? Just curious you know?

 
only a guy would think of something liek this....

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
no, ur wrong, i bet girls think of it too, its just that they dont talk about it. Yeah i figured out now why girls love horses, hah, ..but most girls that ride them are pretty hot so

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theres some really shitty moving i was watching at my friends house once, and i girl was talking about how she had an orgasm on a horse. o its called sugar and spice, dont ever see it.

-Chris

skiing is fun

 
mind you although i havent goten off on a horse before. my old boss caught one of canada's top leading female gran prix riders fuckig her at the time boyfriend ontop of a horse.. she said the horse moved a little stif the next day.. poor horse

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go on...

Brody

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i got kicked by a horse once. its name was kicking horse too. isnt that ironic(i think thats the right usage. feck, ive been away from school too long)

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i got kicked by your mom...it was kinda like gettin kicked by a horse.....except harder.

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i saw a horse bite the ear off a goat before...i also saw a goat sucking a horses dong thinking there was milk in there or something.....

 
i asked that same question like 3 months ago on this site and got no answer.. and ya, why do you think all these girls want pony's? and schoginator, thats sick... a chick tryin to mount a horse

Moe.

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um ok, i ride horses all the time, and no I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGANSIM OR NETHING ON A HORSE the thought of that is just gross. like riding some times actually hurts yuor ass. expecially sitting trot, not to mention when you have a thong on, i had one on today and i do not recomend it, it hurts like a bitch.

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dude i bet u could find a video on the web in a million different places by typing in the words funny farm to any search engine, that or beastiality, but someone has yet to break the gorrila barrier.

 
well said Cryss!

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What about guys that ride?? How does it affect them???

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Well

I tell you I had my nuts crushed by Old Smokey the big grey shire horse at my local stables. I'm nurturing smashed testicles and my sperm are punch drunk - anyone that wants to nurse them is very welcome.

 
DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM GETTING OFF? no.

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oh and thats my horse, i know hes a damn sexy bastard. but no i dont get off by ridding him..

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
 
like the goggles.... but where is ur helmet!

what kind of example are u setting!

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nice hair cryss... but you're rubbing your crotch up against the saddle (to be blunt) that doesn't feel remotely good?

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
yeah it must be doing something, honestly or do you have to like think about it for anything to happen, like when im travelling in a car for ages, you get the 'travelling boner'

which is just weird, wierd but cool.ahaha.

anyway yeah why the fuck are you wearing ski goggles riding a horse in like a barn, was it a bright day?, na whatever, you look good wearng them, so rock on, fine with me!whatever helps you get off? aha sorry bye.

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girls, don't deny it, you get off riding a horse...unless you have a really small clit and never orgasm ever, so don't treat us like fools, cause we know whats up. you're all in it for the cock.

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