Girls have it Easy

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Schmitz

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I've been thinking that girls have it easy sex-wise. In the mating process The male is almost always the initiator, if he doesn't press that he's really into this girl by calling her, talking to her constantly, and ask her out, ect., he will never have sex with her. On the other side all the girl has to do is to not say no to sex. It would be a lot easier to get some if you were a girl.

At least us guys don't have to deal with Aunt Flow every mounth.

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ya thats only if you are a hot girl thouygh, if you are super beat then you start to run into some problems

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that's funny because as a girl, (aside from the sex issue) I think guys have it a lot easier.

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i disagree, almost everytime i hook up with a chick she is almost everytime the initiator. rarley do i have to call a chick and whatnot to get the job done.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
i usually wait to, which is why i dont get any

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lucky for you tinkerbell, its much eaiser to get a guy than you could possibly imagine

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^ then u must not get n e cuz i am the initiatop and i like it cuz if i get obred i can also be the ender!! HAHA i said ender n e way yea idk think it can go both ways depends on what the 2 ppl are personailtiy wise

 
and for the most part they are hott or pretty decent looking bitches, although i admit to have a couple 'baggers' under my belt but hey who doesnt?

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
if ur a girl and ur hot all u gotta do is say 'wanna fuck' to any random guy and u get some unless hes a morman or somthin but yeah girls can have any guy they want if they are hot

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ditto

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
I think it's a lot easier to stick it, than to be stuck with it.

'he'd just laugh his maniacal laugh and go back to smoking weed.' - yeti, on Lord_Piot

 
guys have everything in live easier then girls. the only advantage girls have over guys is control of the sex. if girls didnt have control of sex then, us men could just rule the world. but its because that the girls do control it, it keeps the world in balance

 
putting on make up sucks ass, I tried it once and it sucked ass. then I couldn't get it off for a while which sucked ass too.

 
Not getting any pussy for some along period of time blows.

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not very many girls want to just have sex though, sorry to break it to ya. it sucks that guys tend to do most of the initiating, but i think considering how much stuff we have to deal with, i think you guys can initiate some conversation without complaining :)

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hey wolf man you ar soo damn right. a hot babe that knows she is the shit is the most powerfull thing in ther world. she cna control guys and girls.

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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'

 
guys have sex way easier, i mean it takes nothing for a guy to get hard and ploop,, your in the game, but a girl you gotta turn her on the right way and if she aint horny, then your meat stick aint getting stored in the freezer, and plus we dont have to get no cherries popped and maybe bleed, unless your a fag that wants his anal virginity taken by a huge man with no lube, then youll bleed too but thats understandable

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hes^right

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
yes

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
if you are a lady, and ive boned you, please meet me at the nacho cart. also, if you are a lady and you would like to be boned, please meet me at the nacho cart.

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
well actually just ugly people in general have difficulty in gettin some. i know i would never chat with an ugly dude (or with no sex appeal) if i just wanted a little action, and im sure a super super hot dude wouldnt want to have anything to do with me because im just above average. i guess its kinda like a tier of power when it comes to looks and SEX APPEAL (thats a big one). so not one gender or the other really truly 'has it easy'.

oh and can you quit referring to women as bitches..... how about i just start referring to you guys as ugly cocksuckers?

 
you can refer to guys as ugly cocksuckers all you want, i wont care cuz i dont suck cock, but women are bitches at most of the times

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
takin a greasy cock is always gonna suck.

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my girl loves to intiate the sexing... hell if guys are always thinking about it and ur girl is always wanting to do it then you got a perfect match.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
aside from your gf though man. just random bitches, bitches in general.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
girls like sex, they jus dont wanna let men know because then there power is gone. its only yonuger girls that are afraid/cautious of sex. most girls have a huge sex drive, and if they know there hot shit then they get what they want when they want, u just gotta be in the right place at the right time...

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being a girl doesnt seem that great to me:

i just wouldnt want to have to push something the size of a volley ball out of a small slot after 9 months...plus your 'dangerzone' smells like hot ass meat, dicks dont smell.

 
yeah but thats a good smell...when my balls are all sweaty and sticking to the side of my leg i like to reach down and separate them and then i like to smell my hand.

 
sweaty balls is always a pleasure to have when working out, the worst thing ever was when youd be in class on a super hot day and youd get up to go blow your nose, sharpen pencil etc... and your balls would be stuck to the side of your leg and youd be walking and stretched out up the aisle hahahahaha good ole days

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
if ur workin out and ur balls are stuck to ur leg,you dont have to worry much about the percussion on ur balls,and every pregnant girl in my school is extremely ugly and so is their baby daddy which proves my theory...'ALL middle class white folk are smart',we know to wear condoms

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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

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'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
my girlfriend is always super horny. i have no trouble getting in her coozer. i rule.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
i think generally in america girls are more coy because of sex ed and stuff, but we had these french exchange students over once, and apparently europeans are wicked oversexed cmopared to american girls. there it's the guys who have to say no.

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P. J. O'Rourke
 
As far as the subject of this thread, i dont think that it is ever a good idea to say that girls have it all easy because half of the worlds population is female and they gave birth to the other half.

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because of our sperm

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
i love it, its all our fault...

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
supilot- haha i'm definitely american.

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P. J. O'Rourke
 
girls got easier somewhere else to, they get to sit down taking a piss!

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u kno im ghetto
 
yeah but we have to pass kidney stones which is from what my firend told me the most ridiclous pain hes ever felt and im told its worse pain than giving birth since women pass them too

God is an American.
 
'I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.' - Homer

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
what this thread was started out to say is : guys have to work for sex, girls dont (unless they are ugly)

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i dont have to work for sex, stupid. you must have a small dick or something.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
girls just lay there,we're doing the thrusting

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
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