Girls farting

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skiiiiiiiing

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i think we need to get of the whole taboo of girls farting. its not fair that guys can fart, but its so wrong for girls to. thoughts?
 
one of my buddys told me about a girl on his bus that said she was getting butt fucked and she farted and that brought up the question "would you keep on going?" i say when youve got it up her ass and she gives a little gas spray febreze on that shit!
 
hahah prob the best word to describe it...and since when has it actually been acceptable for dudes to fart..my gf flips shit no pun intended
 
if ur hot u can fart in front of me

if ur not hot then u best not fart if u know whats best for u
 
haha word.

for some reason if a hott girl farts ill be like whatever id still fuck her.

but if an ugly one does im like eww go clean yourself or something. but then again im a dick so...
 
Girls probably shouldn't fart, why the hell would they be wasting their time doing that any way, shouldn't they be cooking?
 
girls dont fart in college, at least thats what ive learned

instead, butterflies come out of their belly buttons, duh
 
theres times where its acceptable but its kinda wierd if your just sitting somewhere and some random girl you dont know just lets one rip its kinda like what the fuck?
 
i know it's a fact of life, but if i have to hear it/smell it, then i want to puke. maybe i'm being ignorant, i don't care. it makes me sick.
 
they really arent any different than guy farts. im with skiiiiiiiing on this one. my gf farts in front of my all the time, and its really not that big of a deal.
 
i don't mind normally, it's just they tend to do it in the most innapropriate places... like while im eating dinner.

anywhere but the dinner table you dumb fucking bitches.

IM TRYING TO EAT FOR FUCK SAKES! I don't need the gasses expelled from your asshole floatin around my mouth.
 
i know that this doesn't have to do with girls farting, but it does have to do with a girl.

so one day during a spare block in school my friends and i decide to go up to another friend's house. he lives just up the hill from the school. being the enviromentally friendly people that we are, we all squeeze into one car, with me laying across the five people in the back seat. we are about half way there and a fart takes me by suprise. to my horror, i realize that i had just farted right in a girl's face (my butt being just centimetres away from her head).

needless to say, the windows were quickly rolled down.
 
word, as a matter of fact, i give her props if it's audible.

here's the catch.

IT'S ONLY ACCEPTABLE FOR A GIRL TO FART IN FRONT OF A GUY IF IT'S:

A: her boyfriend/husband for some time or,

B: her brother.

that's it, them's the two.
 
girls who fart in public are just scum. its expected of them to not fart, its just sloppy if they do. like, who hangs out with a girl who farts. fucking sick.

btw, i farted as i was writting this. message lanks for confirmation.
 
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