Girls cut strap on my ski backpack.... help me with revenge

if they leave one of their phones on the table, snag it and change all the important people in her contacts numbers to 911, or change them to your own number and fuck with them.

also cut all of their purse straps, eye for an eye
 
wait for a day when their hair is in pony tails, and cut the pony tails off. or steal something small from them every day
 
just do a bunch of little pranks to them to piss em off. one you could do is jizz on their car handle, steel shit from them and hide it on them, mess up the numbers in their phones, or you could go to the extreme and plant drungs or kill em.

but really thats fuckin low, i hate when people fuck with my shit. i have to work hard for all my shitm momy and dady dont hand me everything i want, so if i want it i have tyo go out and work. the first time i ever hit my brpotehr in the face as hard as i could was last winter when ge fucked with my skis. i was walking out of the the ski shop from getting my bindings put on my new skis, and my brother takes em and throws them on the ground and there was a huge fuckin gash in the bottom of the skis. so i walked up to him all calmly and punched him as hard as i could. he never touched my skis again.
 
my bad THEIR , SORRY
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This would be a great idea except i'm in south dakota. Theres no mountains out here just some big hills lol. Not too many avalanches (actually none at all)
 
If either of them have a car, jack it up, take the front two tires off, back two off, or the right front and left back, really any combo of two tires that you can take off. Then leave them next to her car, and put a plastic bag with the wrong sized lugnuts on top of the tires. Then just leave a note that says "good luck fuckers"
OR you could send them on a lengthy scavenger hunt for their lugnuts, or even for their tires.
 
bake them some desert and put exslax(sp)? in it so they have non stop shits

and send your bag in for warrenty dakine has life time so it should be good i would think

so the girl has embarassing moments and you get a replacement bag
 
or you could get a one of the little tools that unscrew the valve cap and let all the air out of every tire, then they have to get a tow. It's a plus because you don't neccisarily cause any real damage to their car but definitely fucks their day up. or pay a bum $5 to shit on the hood of their car when they can see.
 
Already stated i'm just going to sew the strap back together. These girls think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever the hell they want. Thats the reason getting even is a necesity
 
kid back in high school wanted to fuck with me so to get him back i got a shit ton of super glue, stole the fucks backpack for a day, and super glued EVERY PAGE OF EVERY TEXTBOOK together. hit him where it hurts his wallet and GPA.
 
I doubt it, there was this thread about a kid that ran over this guy's skis and he sued the kid. People were so pissed that someone managed to acquire his number and posted it. If the girl can't trace it back to ns i see no problem.
 
god if someone did that too me it would never end. i would start off by getting her number and posting that shit everywhere, including here, and i would definately take a razor to her hair like they did on jackass
 
No one has mentioned this yet. During class, steal her phone, change contacts and shit. If she has internet you get bonus points. Change facebook password and start fucking with it, set the SMS updates to your phone number text it things like "I'M A HUGE SLUT. LET'S BANG" and do this randomly. But if you do the statuses, don't change contacts or change password. Make it very discreet. Also, *67 her randomly, and ask her questions, and tell her you're wacthing her. You could also cut small pieces of hair off every day. Just little amounts. Till you got like 4 inches and she's totally fucked. Or, if you have a camera phone get an upskirt shot and print it out then post it everywhere in the school. Sorry that your backpack got fucked with.
 
Follow one of newton's laws: with every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Cut her hair or purse. I'd cut her hair because it would last for 3-4 weeks and everyone else would find it funny. When you finally do it, tell us what you chose and how it went.
 
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