Girls are like...

mistaT

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dog poo! Wait and hear me out. the older they get the easier they are to pick up

la da da da daaa daa

Looking for the perfect beat...
 
Nice simile! I like it alot, and I am assuming it's true...

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you made me laugh hard.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

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haha took me a sec, thats original, i got one

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whats up now bitch

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hahahahaha those to are such sweet jokes specially since i was ready for some heartbroken kid that just got dumped story

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
ok, lets make this into a "girls are like..." joke thread

girls are like rocks, skip the flat ones

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
girls are like tests because:

- i'd rather get an easy one

- once you're finished, you get up and leave

- the less they have on them, the better

- they just lie there and you gotta do all the work

- you get in alot of trouble if you get caught cheating

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
^good one

whats up now bitch

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girls are like vacuum cleaners. they suck, blow, and get laid in the closet.

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girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you

I leave it up to you

I hope you find a good excuse

Because I've given about all that I can give

I could try to count the times

That I've been through this in my mind

But I'm running out of fingers

And I don't have that much time

-Thrice
 
^haha

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hahaha, thats halarious

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
girls are like vaginas cuz they have em

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
only if you gimmie head first

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
jeese guys just think what your mothers would think if they seen you talking like that... you bee eatin soap for a month... girls are facinating cratures that even science cant explain how they react to different situations.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
I know Im jumping on the bandwagon here, but that was hella funny.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
hahahaha if you had a vagina i would mary you

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
yeah the pig n hurricane ones were good

this is deffinately a good thread thatl be real funny

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
Girls are like...another species.

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girls are like cars, you turn them on then take them for a ride...

Gravity sucks

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this thread should have just stopped at the pig joke. that was fuckin classic.

-CCR-

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--sean connery
 
seriously... we need jacob to come up with something else brilliant. that was perfect.

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"I would laugh if she was like a frankenstine on the front. But she's most likely a franken fine." - Shibber

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holy shit thats truly hilarious.

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There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

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Girls are like parking spots.... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
Hahaha, dude that sounds translated. My ex would always translate jokes from Swedish to English and they never turned out quite as funny.

[/b]SHAKE YOUR BLOOD

 
guys are like tissues...blow your nose in it then throw it away.

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