Girls are like finals...?

SmoKinSkier

SmoKinSkier

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Kind of funny you might have seen it oo well i am bored..

Girls are like finals because...

-you'd rather get an easy one

-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one

-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish

-the less they have on them the better

-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem

-nothing about them makes any fucking sense

-they just lie there and you have to do all the work

-good curves makes them mor eenjoyable

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that earned a single 'ha' on the laughOmeter......

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
'good curves makes them mor eenjoyable'

?????

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Only a college student would understand. Not bad. You know how teachers will curve a test. Well, in college most tell you ahead of time.

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Some people question 'why' and wonder 'how'. They just can't seem to grasp 'how' or 'why' we do what we do. Others don't understand, they just continue to wonder. The truth of the mater is that we can't explain it either. All we can say is 'snow so deep you sink up to your hips', 'hits so big you can't see the landing', 'rails with all kinds of bends and kinks', 'natural cliffs and tree runs that you can't explain with any other word than sick' and still they don't understand what we do. On a board or skiis, it is the same. A feeling of freedom and expression in a way so uncommon. But still, they don't understand....

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So you guys view girls as sex objects, nothing more? That's really fucking sad that you people lacks respect toward females.

 
ohhh i get it. we call them bell curves here. too bad i never get them.

now that it all makes sense, its funny.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
dude ^ noob settle down...we respect girls its just a joke.

FARP

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-Dane Cook.
 
man he must have a lot of sand in his vagina!!!

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
so funny lol

ty fro tha laugh

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pretty great

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
whoever made that shit up...smart man

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GIRLS OF NS represent
 
It's really sad that people actually respect girls. It's not like they're real people or anything.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
jay does have a point, the only reason i talk to any females at all is so that i can burry my love stick in their tart canal

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hahahaha

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

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theyre both pretty useless most of the time.

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aww sporgasm...arnt you gay.

do i have to spell this out for you??? WE ARE FUCKING JOKING. You man are a dipshit.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
ouch thats harsh girls aint like finals! ouch! some dont just lie on there backs! (kinda sucks to do nothing) LMAO! but hey i agree that if u get caught cheating on one! ur dead basically! LOL

 
wow sporegasm, lighten the fuck up. why do you try to turn every thread you post in into a battle.

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