Girls and skiing

Mavrck

Mavrck

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thinking about it the other day when i was inviting some girls to come skiing that had never skied before and i realized girls who are just learning how to ski look very unattracive in the process....lookin all awkward makin a pizza and flailing there arms....i mean same goes for guys not saying they are attractive when they can ski but everyone just looks ridiculouser(nice worddd) when learning to ski...ya know and they dont know what to where rockin there like jeans and puffy white coats and sheet...a head band and no goggles...dunno girls learning to ski = very unatractive...

thought id throw it out there...
 
dude i hate seeing like real hot girls in the lodge like wearing normal clothes then when i come back from getting food there like decked out in like 80s rear entry boots and fucking idunno.. not dressed well lol
 
word or there like carryin all there poles skis and shit all cocied and draggin and dropping shit and stumblin
 
i like watching people who can't ski, it's very entertaining. There were these jewish kids who came from NYC to bristol a few years ago on christmas day, they came out in jeans, coats and boots. No hats or goggles or gloves. someone mentioned lost and found and they came back all decked out, so they get theirselves all organized in their groups, they have their rabbi there for help... none of them knew how to ski. one ski was trying to get his boot in the binding and after 10 mins of watching him try and fail i just ran over and clicked his binding down and didn't say a word. It was a powder day so after they got bored of the bunny hill they progressed to sunset. Some proceeded to tuck down the hill, they would get about 20 feet and completely yardsale... some of the funniest shit ive ever seen. One would fall and his buddy would be right behind him and he would yardsale too.
 
^^^ hahahaha. that one made me laugh for a long time. ya girls learning how to ski is just terrible to watch same thing with kids who think their the shit but cant ski at all. girls who can ski is a completly different story though. hottest thing ever
 
yeah its all about the girls who can ski, my girl can ski.. she shralped idiots at alpine without me yesterday.. so hot.
 
I hate it cause they always have a disgusting gaper gap, and that just ruins all their hotness they could have had. honestly, the girl could be skiing naked, but if she is wearing a helmet and goggles with a hugggge gap, it just makes my stomach churn.
 
so when you see this hot girl trying to learn how to ski you go over to her and offer to teach her. ive done it twice.

didnt really help either girl that much but they appreciated it and then we hooked up after.

you gotta step your game up.
 
haha- yes! Girls that scream are SOOOO annoying! They are like "ahhh! I cant stop- save me!" or "Oh my gawd. My massacre (sp?) is running!" I'm just like who are you?
 
oooo I dont like that.

My favorite is when I see anyone, not just a girl, go really slow then just bail and get all mixed up.
 
okay today at killy, holy shit, i swear to god this kids helmet was wacked, the end of it was at like the top of his head, the very dead center of it, and yes his goggles were on his eyes, i almost ran out there with a tape measure to see how big it was but it was pretty cold today so i didnt, id estimate about 5-6"
 
wow their so terrible and its funney cause theri so concerned with what they look like but they actually look like shit. but over all i noticed when girls ski they seem to piss guys off, well sometimes
 
i hate girl snowboarders. They are the most judgemental people on the hill. They wont do anything but sit there and judge everyone that goes by. Then if u say shit to the sucky-ass boarder guys they're with, they'll freak out on u and they always say how gay skiing is, yet they cant even stand on their boards. The only reason girls like that go to ski hills is to try and pick up snowboarder guys.
 
recently these two girls my friend, brother and i met at a hotel were planning on skiing the next day. and we had offered them lessons not knowing what we were getting into. and they were terrible. i took like one run with them and i couldn't handle it anymore. one was walking down the hill. i decided i would go to the park and work on my cork 5s. my brothers shins hurt and my friend wasn't a big park skier, so they continued to ski with the girls. while i was killing it, the two of them both got there knob slobbed.

i think me learning how to throw down a cork 5 was better than skiing with them and copping a beej.

what do you think?
 
guys should like taking girls skiing for the first time because you know they're gonna suck and look stupid as hell and you'll look like you're amazing even if you arent that good yourself
 
I intend to teach my girlfriend to ski, and she's already hot, skis or not, what now!

Me 1 Lauren 0
 
my gf is an ok skier but her friends that came with us lst time were skiing for the first or 2nd time in their entire life. they looked very funny sometimes. i love these out-of-control-skiers going down the hill very very fast hoping not to hit anybody.
 
wicked funny.

teaching a girl to ski is bad news. you'll prob just end up getting really, really mad at her
 
are you in espace killy? gotta love the val d'isere clientele who wear 1 piece fluro designer shit. they still sell them in those posh shops over there. I love laughing at them..all that money and still no taste or style!
 
Amen to that.

What's this "teddy bear foreplay thing"? Did I miss something?

Also, if I had a girlfriend who couldn't ski I'd just ditch her and pay for her ski lesson. Much easier and more effective than me trying to teach her.
 
not quite true. Id never skiied or boarded till my 1st season 2 years ago and I didnt head straight for a snow board. Heaps of people opt of snowboarding first because they think its cooler. Their usually just punters though that dont know that skiing is most definately the way forward! way cooler.
 
oh man, unless you are an instructor i wouldn't reccomend that. I tried last year and learned I couldn't teach. She got all pissed when i was explaing how to snow plow and turn and then would ski switch so that I could watch her. I finally bucked up and got her a lesson, best 30 bucks i've ever spent. Now she's starting to rip and loves to get out.
 
yeah, I like that too.

and I absolutely love to come up from behind really really fast and like pass them by 1 feet or something, and then they freak out and faceplant - skis, poles and one pieces all in a cloud of snow. and if you do a 180 after passing them and ski the rest of the slope switch you're guaranteed to see a crash..that'll just be to much for them.
 
yeah true, and most of the hot girls are snowboarders, so if theyre not good, i cane go over and help cause i ski
 
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