girls and sex

hucker22

hucker22

Active member
so this is a humourus story about love and loss, and its all my fault. me and this girl were close and gonna go out but then she was gone for the weekend and since we wernt dating i didnt see how i could be with anyone else, so i made out with this girl that goes to the same school as the other girl, so she finds out when she gets back and is pissed, well we didnt go out but still think about it until the other nite i said we should just try it but then she brings up what happened with this girl, and i remebered something. me and this other girl has sex the night before and i really didnt think anything of it and was like oh shit i just ruined my chances with the girl i was tlkin to, so i told her and now were never gonna go out. hahahaha funny right? i suck

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
GARBLE!

**************************************
triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
basically, he was going for one chick, and ended up fucking another girl the weekend the 1st one went away.

______________________
- Ian

Home of the Rotating Signature
------------------------------
'My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.' - ScratchCobra66, on farting during sex.
------------------------------

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Great story, #ucker.

Hesitation = Devastation

'You know there are a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept asking me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.'
 
ya please translate the last sentences...

**********************************************************************

My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
3 sentences total i think

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
haha^

looks like you lost some booty...thats a shame

________________________________________

switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
I didn't take the time to read it, after I saw the second post. So, I'm going to take a shot at it and say, yes. Yes I agree, kill that bitch.



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
ncie try at bragging, you just made yourself out to be a stupud douche

Like a virgin on prom night

A few soft moans

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
wiggity wiggity what

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
he skis at cannonsburg, what the hell can you expect.

**************************************************************************

If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
that made perfect sense, hard to follow maybe b/c there were no names, and i think i said has sex instead of had sex

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
i dont understand. please someones translate into real coherent english

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
uh, you idiot

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
Wow, not funny at all.

Sarah
Reppin' 907

See me at www.SnoFox.biz

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
ya kinda hard to read n not funny so its pointless

_______________________________________

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

www.levelgloves.com
 
who cares dude, if she bitches at you go for what you can get, it shouldent have hurt any one, its not like you two were goin out.

___________________________________________________

'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-

Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

-

TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

-

The Original Pornographer of NS
 
Nothing wrong with it. See this is why woman cannot be president.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i think you say 'yo bitch i would be wit choo but you left and you know your dutie is to be on your knees 24/7 smiling like a donut'

I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

 
As long as you don't get a call from her pappy saying you fathered some grandkids.

By the way, if nobody has told you yet, your English sucks

Warren Miller: If God had intended skis not to be made of wood he would have made trees of fiberglass.
 
so this is a humourus story about love and loss, and its all my fault. me and this girl were close and gonna go out but then she was gone for the weekend and since we wernt dating i didnt see how i could be with anyone else, so i made out with this girl that goes to the same school as the other girl, so she finds out when she gets back and is pissed, well we didnt go out but still think about it until the other nite i said we should just try it but then she brings up what happened with this girl, and i remebered something. me and this other girl has sex the night before and i really didnt think anything of it and was like oh shit i just ruined my chances with the girl i was tlkin to, so i told her and now were never gonna go out. hahahaha funny right? i suck

Translation:

A magical story of love, loss, and humor; the following events are all my fault:

Over the last weekend a sequence of events took place that ruined my chances with another girl who just happened to go to same educational institution as the girl he was 'close' to. An unfortunate turn of fate, the girl he was 'close' to was away for the weekend. Being the horny 16 year old he is, he found this 'other' girl to have some fun with, because he was not technically going out with the girl he was 'close' to. They ended up having fairly unexceptional sex (considering he forgot about it) and when the girl he was 'close' to found out, she dumped his wigger ass and now he's a little bitch who's wallowing in self pity.

_________________________________________________

no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
dude you have to be smart. girls will like you but they always wait and make sure you won't do shit like that before they go out with you. THINK NEXT TIME.

---------------------
Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
 
lying always works

«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
ok that was close, but the order got mixed up, im 18, the sex was bad, prolly cuz we 69ed before it...i just felt like tryin it. and needless to say no one cares about my situation. and u guys all suck at reading

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I got it the first time, and you are totally right! stupid bitch you guys were not going out so why should she care? I get that 'we're not dating' shit quite often and I am somewhat pissed

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
^thank you, even if that was a hint of scarcasim, because i cant tell online but your right

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
ok update, she made out with like 2 diffrent guys through out the time we had this argument, so i dont care cuz we wernt goin out but if shes gonna get mad at me i told her forgot about everything and we will be even before i get mad about u bein a hypocrite

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
^ Dude you're going to get an STD or something and we are just going to laugh at you.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Thanks, david.h

___________________

Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
hold on, let me sum this post up. youre 18 and havent passed grade nine english yet?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top