Girls and horses

save a horse, ride a cowboy?

i for sure understand riding a horse along a trail or somethign, but not jumping them in a closed course. animal's prefer to be in the wild, not in some fucker ring jumping over faggot candycane-esque bars with some rich fuck ass sitting on my back wearing some retard bowling ball helmet. go fuck yourself motherfucker, let the animals run free like they should.
 
dude, riding a horse is totally like dry fucking for a girl, if the saddle rubs against the clit enough, they have an orgasm, same with riding a bike!
 
horses are lucky animals. theyre built like crazy and have humungous penises. thats the only 2 things a human being wants
 
haha i know. i was going to say snakes, cause theyre my favorite ones, but some people, many people, would take it the wrong way haha.
 
^say what! horseback riding is fun, have u ever galloped (sp?) across a field its such a rush
 
so basically... back in the day, i ski raced with a stupid bitch. the stupid bitch would use pool brushes to brush her skis after waxing them with scrapings from the floor and scraping it all off with a razor blade... but the real good stuff is that she apparently rode her horse through a dairy queen drive through once. it made me laugh... which in turn made her call me an angry little man... which also made no sense, so i laughed some more. then everone else laughed. it was nice.
 
ahhahaha. a horse galloping is a rush? wow.. then i guess skiing is like knitting class in an old folks home.
 
i hate horses...no, loath horses.

i used to ride them, i used to own one, until i realized what a pain-in-my-ass-waste-of-time they really are.

and i got bucked into a wall. i hate them.
 
i rode a horse at a summer camp when i was young. there was a huge line of horses, all single file. anyway, the kid behind me kicked his horse when we were all at a stand still, ran his horse into the ass of mine, which responded by kicking backwards and breaking the other horses leg. they had to give it a lethal injection. Man, i hate horses.
 
and they get all the rich girls, so basiclly the naughty girls that can support for you when you get old and still give super head.
 
my sisters like provincial champion with horses and let me tell you EVERY fucking horse person whether its the girl or their moms or whoever they are ALL sooo heinous beasts. my god i just cant get over how retarded they are agggh
 
my question is how come girls who liek horses can always draw them so well and all he time. i ski and draw but its not like thats all i draw. and even if the girl sucks at art she can still draw a mighty fine horse. horse people are creepy
 
horses are beautiful animals. for me it reminds me of the fairytales i used to read and they are associated with fair princesses. they are just noble and very pretty is why i like them so much.
 
i am so shocked that girls pay any attention to this site - i mean just look at the responses in this fucking thread and tell me that guys are sane people.
 
yes thankyou.....that makes me happy....and i hate the girls that draw horse 24/7!!!!ahhh so wierd~!
 
I rode a horse and went for a daytrip like 5 years ago in Utah with a cowboy named Cody, and all I remember is that the horse was not cool and I had to walk with a cowboy stance for the next 3 days because my quads hurt like hell
 
theres this girl at where i went to school that died from a horse a couple weeks ago. i didnt like her. she was a bitch. she drowned in a mud puddle cuz she got knocked out, and died. ya, karma is a bitch
 
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