Girls and Farts

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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When I am around girls I am getting with or trying to get with I obviously don't fart. But when they leave holy shit, isn't that the best feeling when you let loose those farts that have been held in for SOOOOO long. Some girl just left and I am not opening the door for 15 minutes to spare the rest of my floor. But I feel great
 
haha yeah but it would suck if she came back like 2 min laters and is like i forgot my sweater or something... then all she can smell is your farts
 
You can pretty well fart whenever infront of girls you 1) don't plan on hooking up with or 2) are in a relationship with. But uhh, yea, there's always that awkward time at the beginning of a relationship or during a one night stand when you really gotta blow the horn but have to hold er in.
 
holy shit dude when i get picked up from my gf's house my mom or dad almos pukes and i sit there and laugh..damn i love that feeling fucking lettin loose
 
o yeha nad it sucks when like u leave hte room to do it, then u think ur good nad come back to hte girl. but NOO it followed u all the way back! nad ur like....SHIT! then u gotta chose...

1) find ANY animal near by and blame it on them

2)stand tall and claim it

3)be a vag and blame it on hte girl and call them discusting and gross

4)try to ingore it nad make it through the awkward moments where u cna both smell it but try to ingore it
 
your a fucking pussy if your not man enough to fart around a girl....damm dude! sack up and grow some testis/\...

sex, good sex...is smelly and nasty

who cares about a fart...grow up, if your old enough to get laid, you should not be such a PUSSY

btw...if your not confident enough to fart, your not going to go far in life
 
why dont girls fart as much as guys?

because they never shut their mouthes long enough to build up any pressure
 
i hate when you smoke with girls and you need to fart and you are too uncordanated to hold it in so you just gotta find a bathroom and let it loose. that sucks really bad. it sucks even worse when you are on a bus.
 
yeah, me 2, you excuse your self and go to the bathroom, then put a wad of toilet paper in ur ass and fart to your hearts content, then throw it away and go back to your date
 
Yeah dude I guess when the girls are being payed 50 bucks an hour than they can handle the farts. Any other girl though really doesn't appreciate a loud ass burst from your ass when you guys are trying to get something going. It just ruins a moment not to mention being totally rude. Any girl worth hooking up with would get up and walk away if some dude didn't have enough manners and respect to fucking hold that shit in. Seriously man, if you think farting around girls is cool you probably don't get laid too often.
 
i agree with this man

the worst is when you have painful gas and you wanna die because it seriously hurts, and your cuddling and she can feel your stomache dancing.

ahhhh i just went through this like last weekend

i just kept thinking to myself

it happens to the best of us.
 
he's right on one part: sex has a very distinct smell. and it's usually a result of the girl's....juices.
 
i was once rolling in a gondola with soem females and i ripped one. it was terrible because they all knew it was me. and it smelled real bad
 
who cares. just break the ice. let one rip cuz i guarantee that shes in the same situation as you. it used to be like that when i started going out with my gf but now ill fart right in her face or let out super stinky silent ones under the blanket and keep it concealed as long as i can then just lift it up right by her head hahahahaha its fucken aweosme
 
Yep I used to hold mine in... I dont care where I'm at now. if its time to then rip ass in front of females or whatnot, they can smell my ass too. make funny faces at my airborne fecal matter bowel stench.
 
because....

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