Girls and Alcohol

Sharpy

Sharpy

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Girls should drink beer. It would make keggers so muc heasier. My buddy is having a kegger and instead of just charging everyone 10 bucks to get in, he has to make stamps and shit so that some people can drin kfor mthe keg and some can't. It's all girls to owho won't drink beer. And he will probably lose money because most guys can easily drink more than 10 dollars worth of keg beer,

 
hahaha, my girlfrined drinks beer.

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At our parties girls drink more beer, just to prove girls drink beer. Guys usually do the hard drugs. I sit and laugh at all of them with my Mountain Dew live Wire, or even better a glass of Milk. Everyone will then think you mized alchgol and milk. Its entertaining.

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see, you have a dilemma. you cant have mostly guys at this kegger; letting more guys in just to break even would ensure a full out drunken sausage fest, which is something we dont need.

but then, if theres a lot of girls, and they all whine about not paying because they dont like drinking beer, youre pretty much screwed, because you need girls at the kegger, and you cant just charge them full price; they wont come in that case!

sooo, heres the thing. charge $5 for the people who wont drink from the kegs, and yeah, use stamps. as well, make sure that they dont bring in their own cups. then put a big guy next to the kegs, and first, make him check stamps, and second, make him hand out only one cup to everybody for the entire night. as well, put all the cups from the cupboards somewhere else, so nobody can use them.

therefore, the girls can bring in their girly drinks, and still have to pay some money, and the guys will drink all your beer for $10. everybody will be drunk, and happy that way.

ps. what type of beer is it?

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who the hell charges $10 for a keg cup, thats absurd

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I like it when girls get drunk...and i see boobies...

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I'm skibum_'s buddy who's having the kegger.. and yea.. i'm not charging non-beer drinkers. It's not a big deal, i've got enough money for a keg, and the amount girls drink will even out with the amount guys drink. Plus, i'm getting a couple of 24s of the shittiest beer (ie. Lucky Lager, wildcat, etc) so it's like $24 for 24, and once they're hammered enough off the keiths in the keg, they won't care what kinda beer their drinking...

 
kahlua mixed w/ milk is very good. haha. i drink beer sometimes. n i'm a girl. but i don't drink botle after botle like u guys

 
thats a good way to make money, o yeah, i should try that

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I don't drink or anything but if you hand out these 'stamps' couldn't people just say that they're not gonna drink and get a stamp from someone else? I'd say take names or something and like check ID to make sure its the same person.

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are you still going to set up a bar to get cash from the kids not drinking the beer? And also, if you only give out one cup i will kick you ass... how would we ever play smashcup then?

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girls are worthless! go sip on your bitch beers you worthless cunts! two light beers and they are taking off their shirts and totally wasted. bitches..

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im a girl...i hate beer...i also hate wine. everyone tells me i will start to like them, and that i should drink them more to get to like them....but i dont see the point...i already dont like them...why would i want to like them?

ill just stick with my gin and juice.

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Nope, not gonna have a bar, too lazy to find a decent bartender and shit like that. And of course you get more than one cup, we have to play smashcup... and flipcup...

 
if you weren't my friend, I would just split the 10 bucks between three guys and then one get the stamp and just keep getting cups of beer and hooking the other guys up

 
hey justin wanna do that? i dont think i have 10 bucks after rugby is payed for....

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ok. now we have 3. its a plan.

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haha awesome.

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This is why you have to be really organised if you're plannign a kegger, otherwsie you get screwed

 
you know, maybe we shouldnt have made this plan here on the internet in a forum where the orginizer can read our plan. that wasnt the smartest idea.

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i dont know what place you come from but up here all the girls get wasted

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...and still manage to get wasted.

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Just make it free. Fuck if 6 people paid 10 bucks they could get their own keg. But yea make it free then make your buddy have a free one then everybody gets in the spirit and it all usually is pretty even by the end.

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keep in mind this is in canda, and the keggs dont cost 60 bucks. they are like 300 or somthing like that for 80 liters

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I drink beer and I'ma girl and as long as I'm not driving I would drink multiple bottles but I like variety so I like to have a few different types of drinks thoughout the night or choose 2 or 3 kinds and switch off between them...

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yeah.. at our senior campout. a kid brought up his brand new keg of pabst.. and not person ther could tap it.. so i went and tapped it and got teh foam out.. and i got a free cup.. which was cool

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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
I'm a girl and I love beer.

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i love beer...and its awesome down at college, all of the parties are like $5 for guys and girls usually pay a dollar or its free. and thursdays out at the clubs there is girls get in free and drink for free...beer is like water at we

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BEER is good...we dont have keg parties here.....just buy some boxes and drink...

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some girls i know pretend to be hardcore drinkers, but suddenly before i know it im wasted and theyre perfectly normal the whole night, i hate that

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Hey justin thom and joel... i'm not a retard, if i see people drinking beer that havn't paid... i'll just... find something really mean/funny to do to them, until they pay me my money

 
I love girls that drink beer.

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What's with all the hate?

 
or you could just say fuck it, because the reason your havin a kegger is to have fun and get drunk and hopefully bang a bitch and get lucky, so just charge like $6 each for the kegger, then tons of people come you prolly loose like $60 in the end but split that with your close friends and you each probably loose like $10 or something

the reason for a party is to have fun not make it all strict with hand stamps and shit, but because im a cheap bastard id probably do hand stamps to or something, thats why you throw a bring your own booze party!

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i know its been said but get fucking real...$10 dollars for a cup....its a rarity to be charged 5 where im from...and all girls drink beer...so it pretty much sucks to be you

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do you mean it's a rarity, as 10 is expensive or cheap? Becuase the gu ystill lost a lot of money and i think the person who is beign decent enoug hto organize a kickass party liek it was (it was on monday), they should AT LEAST, make a couple bucks.

 
10 dollars for a cup is a hell of a lot, I had a two kegger for graduation, 5 dollars a cup, and made all my money back, the key to a cheap and succesfull kegger is a shitload of people, if you have enough people then let the girls drink for free

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i love beer too and im a girl

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it takes 10 bucks a cup plus in order to get people truly smahsed man. At 5 bucks, no one will be drunk, not enoug hbeer, unless kegs are really cheap where you are. 250 for 60L here

 
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