Girls afterbangin

[Tanner-D]

With all the hype and shit going on about afterbang I was wondering if there is any girls doing it now.

id lioke to see some footage of it

 

[Maximumsushi]

Is this thread about the morning after pill?

 

[pag]

Yes it is I've heard it hits you pretty bad

 

[dorikin]

I dunno, mine just lies there and shakes.

 

[snarfsnarf44]

dont understand whats so great about afterbang or whatever. its not like its new or anything. skiers have been doing it to one degree or another since they have been getting air.

 

[Maximumsushi]

Do you feel sick or what? If you are prebanging with birth control do you need afterbang? Do the two work well together or is that just overkill?

 

[TWoods]

when it comes to accidents, and trying to make sure you're not popping out any babies, there is no such thing as overkill.

 

[MC_POUTINE]

hahahahaha. funny funny. but is the girl who should be making the sandwiches

 

[mnick11]

ya but at da start no one was really noticing it or even doing it and then it started getting bigger and bigger cuz more people have been noticing it

 

[Maximumsushi]

Jodi, how is he going to lie on top and expect you to do all the work? That doesn't make sense. Sounds awkward. You'd be like... shuffling around trying not to suffocate.

Prebang for me is usually cooking dinner, or going out to eat. Afterbang is taking a nap. A steezy nap.

 

[Tanner-D]

hahaha this thread turned out completely different than i though it would

 

[Malcolm]

i make a killer sandwhich

 

[miketheskier88]

Then you're blatantly a woman.

 

[MC_POUTINE]

the beached whale is my specialty...

 

[sirskizalot]

can you make me one?

will you ship to canada

 

[Toomuchie]

no, girls dont afterbang, cause scientists has discovered that they are smarter then boys.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

This is true. I am a victim of the blue whale on the beach.

 

[Canuker]

What the fuck is afterbang?

 

[Ryanvdonk]

i thought you were a former victim of mouse in the house, or are these incidents related?

 

[NGA]

hahahaha yea

 

[RtC.]

oh hahaha that is nice...

This thread is real tight.

Mine just kinda cries, something about her dad!

 

[jimmer]

you know you can't get a girl pregnant if she's on top.....gravity.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Well we'll just call them dolphins instead of blue whales.

 

[beckywhe2]

women everywhere hate you....

 

[beckywhe2]

and you too.

 

[laurence^]

it would hawt

sexy skier chick with afterbangs....dammnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Bab.]

i heard every girl can do it you only have to rub on the gspot for a long time.

 

[jimmer]

but i love you?

 

[beckywhe2]

Aww ok. You just won my heart.

 

[beckywhe2]

Wow today is just my day now. I take back everything negative i ever said earlyer in this thread!

 

[thenakedcellist]

FAIL

 

[chames]

if i saw a girl afterbang i'd punch her in the gooch

 

[NICK.VT]

hahahahahahahahhaha i've never heard that one!

the image that just put in my noggin is pretty funny, expecially if its a fat guy

 

[seemeski]

No you don't need it. You only take the afterbang if you forgot to take your prebang birthcontrol. If you took all those pills in one day you'd feel very sick. And girls aren't steezy enough to afterbang...

http://bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

 

[mski]

i think you got that backwards there, if at all.

and yes that didnt make sense but niether does where this thread is going. Joke got old fast! Sweet!

 

[acc]

this thread is awesome

 

[Malcolm]

yea dude i ship within canada. ill add extra tomatos and mayonaise for you aswell. should take a week to ship

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Naw dawg.

Bitch, go make me a sandwich - turkey please, so I can fall asleep.

 

[Ryanvdonk]

i want a steak, and some mashed taters....NOW WOMAN!!!

 

[chames]

naww you definately need to switch everything in this around

 

[Peter.]

well my picture of roses trumps your imaginary roses. looks like i win the hand of the fair lady

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Remember on March 14th when I put that steak under the broiler? Well, you're going to get the same exact steak except a little bit chewier. Oh and instant taters. See how you like it now...

 

[beckywhe2]

i'm in love.

 

[JonathonChandler]

It means having intercourse twice in a short period of time. Afterbang is specifically refering to the second intercourse.

 

[Ryanvdonk]

well you can't screw up instant taters, and its not my fault you cant cook.

 

[[MEGAMO]]

if emeril made a steezy sandwich after slaying the ladies, would it be called afterbam?

 

[CS_Films]

Ha. I didnt open this thread for awhile because i was like god anoher afterbang thread but i am so pissed i didnt read this before. I just laughed my ass of at work and the office manager was like whats so funny. oops

 

[Shpadoinkle]

You have no idea what my cooking ability really is, so don't judge me, monkey. You haven't even had my famous coconut cake or my famous jambalaya yet.

That was quite a derail from afterbang.