Girls acting drunk to get away with shit

ilikeplants

ilikeplants

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Does anyone else know girls who act drunk to get away with stupid shit?

I know a girl that can drink two beers and be shitfaced for the rest of the night (atleast thats what she says)

Anyways she gets drunk and acts like a complete idiot. She jumps all over people and causes a huge scene everytime. She'll "hit" her head on tables and stuff and it gets really annoying.

Last weekend she went to homecoming (she's 16, I'm close to 17 in a few weeks). Instead of going because she already had someone ask her I decided to smoke with my two best friends for the whole day. We had a great time, we started smoking at 9 when I woke up, smoked some more before we went to the football game at school. Came back and smoked some more. Went and chilled at the park by our houses and then went and smoked a bunch more, played some rock band and then went to this party at some girls house a few minutes away.

When we get there this girl is absolutley trashed. Her friend and her had drank something like three hard lemonades each and where acting completely drunk. Her friend started to follow her around the scare her and eventually she got so scared of her that she grabbed her keys and said she was going to drive home. We got her keys and I hid them from here while she ran around the house screaming about how her friend was going to rape her.

Sparknotes: This girl I know acts really stupid when shes "drunk" like all teenage girls do but she takes it over the top.

Should I say something to her or just let it go and see if she stops doing it after awhile and see how stupid she makes herself look?

 
i only know one girl who does that. she'll drink almost nothing, and then start acting like a wasted bimbo, climbing on guys, flashing her breasts at strangers, etc.

it's hilarious.
 
good move on hiding the keys. even if shes completly faking it you dont want her driving around
 
Yup, pretty standard, chicks love attention. How do you get attention? You do stupid shit one purpose, then to not look like an idiot, they blame their things on being "drunk". Just someone everyone has got to get used to.
 
a lot of that will change once you guys get older. girls still do it in college and whatnot but once you are of age people dont tolerate that. especially if it just you and your friends.
 
oh yeah and do point it out to her that it is a really good way to bring down the mood of a party. tell her that she can get buzzed/drunk/hammered but acting retarded on a constant basis is unacceptable.

she wants to be the life of the party but she also does not want to be the major bitch/asshole of the party either
 
my roommate who is a guy does that. comes in claiming that he drank X number of beers and is so wasted, falls over, throws shit around and causes a scene. people get frustrated and leave.

we actually dragged him to bed once cause he was "passed out" and then i leave, come back and find him casually walk out of the washroom. as soon as he spots me, he immediately goes back into a stumble.

damn attention whores.
 
Thanks for the answers. Timmi, sucks about your roommate. None of my friends are like that but it can't be too much having some dude that acts like a 16 year old teenage girl scaring away all of your friends. +karma to everyone

i think ill just tell her to chill it out a bit and she doesnt need to act like an idiot to get attention.. her chest does that
 
Ive acted like I was going to throw up on a guy before and fell off a chair because he was that revolting. I was on my first drink but I totally got away with it.

My friend does get super drunk off two beers, but its cause it reacts with her epilepsy meds.. she doesnt seem to care.

 
yeah i know 16 yrs old girls are all supposed to be like that but dont generalize, i drink more than 2 beers and i just choose not to act like a dumb hoe, you just gotta be smart about it have some fricken morals, you still know what your doing when your drunk you jsut get more carried away with your desires but you're still consious. Those girls that hook up wiht a bunch of guys and do all these crazy shit do it because that's how they are and try to blame it on alcohol. Usually immature people try to blame their mistakes on something or someone else so they feel better about themselves and those girls are definitely not worth anyone's time. I say let it go and let her be herself, hopefully someday she'll grow up. oh and btw I'm also 16 thats why i said don't generalize.
 
Dude welcome to highschool the only way to relieve this badness is to smoke and drink with a tight ass group and then you can laugh at all the fake ass bitches
 
really dumb chicks who like attention by acting like hoes often seem to act drunk, they've had a sip of something and go on a rant about how drunk they are
 
We dont really have many of those at our school, just two that hang out with us sometimes. But the one doesnt do it anymore because she got made fun of all the time for it.

But there is one girl who came camping with us, and she wanted to hook up with one of my buddies but he kept telling her she was too drunk and apparently she never gets rejected. Anyways, she started crying and wondered off into the bush and nobody even noticed she was missing. So she stumbles back to the campground, crying still, without shoes on, saying she lost her phone, and claiming she drank 3/4 of her two-six (she's one of these girls that the thread creator knows, 2 beers gets her "drunk"). So she has cut feet and everything and this one girl is helping her but nobody else is paying attention because the exact same thing happened the night before. Then one of my buddies pours the rest of her whiskey in the fire (like less then a 1/4 of a glass was left). So she starts crying again and stumbles out of the campground and claims that her knee popped out and she needed to talk to the guy she was trying to hook up with but he said no. Anyways..i saw her an hour later with my buddies twin brother at another campsite and i go talk to them and she's perfectly fine. Like PERFECTLY fine. I was kind of wondering what the hell was going on. Anyways i talked to them for a bit and we went back to the big fire and she started falling over guys again and shit. That really pissed me off. There's more to the story but yea it's lame enough already.

Kind of a cool story hansel but i know exactly what the thread creator is talking about.

Oh ya and this girl is one of those girls that claim they drink all this shit, even though they dont, and surprisingly have never had a hang over or thrown up from drinking.
 
Thats pretty much what this girl does. Everytime I see her when shes "drunk" she falls into my lap and lays there for a bit and then ends up wandering off. Its just kind of weird because one of my other friends likes her and she does it right in front of him and i dont want to make a move because he'll probably get pissed about it. She also claims how much she drank. She'll say she had like 6 beers when really she had one or two because more than four of the six pack is left.
 
so annoying.

I try to just avoid girls like that as much as possible. As a female, that's all that I can do, because if I call them out on being annoying, I'll be accused of being a "jealous bitch"...

and I try to just avoid all of that.
 
haha i know what you mean.

i think theres two common types of drunk teenage girls:

1. attention whores

2. the super emotional girls

luckily i havent come across too many of either but it seems to me that those are the two most common of all of the parties ive been to. if its a really big party im sure there will be more attention whores though
 
fuck this girl always does that, last time i saw her drink she had 1 black label and a shot of captain morgans and she was incredibly wasted or did a good job of acting it out.
 
ya i know girls who do this... its fuckin anoying as tits!

everyone knows their not just and its just stupid. it really frustrates me
 
i dont know many girls like that exept for one

but girls(and douchebag guys) at my school will drink like 1 redbull and pretend that there just super hyper

like there hands will start shaking and stuff. it pisses me off cause when i drink energy drinks nothing happens to me except i get more awake

attention whores

 
let her drive, she will either bitch out and realize shes not getting attention or learn a hard lesson....first time ive ever advocated drunk driving in my life.
 
i hope you're kidding dude. drunk driving isn't just dangerous for whoever is drunk, but other drivers too (obviously)

anyway, i haven't been on ns all summer and i forgot all about these stories. I love them!
 
the best is when girls who know they're hot try to get away with shit or think you'll do them favours. then saying no and shutting them down for that sweet sweet reality check. try that shit on ugly dudes.
 
the best thing you can do to drunk hoes like this is play their game. put them in extremely awkward/tense/scary situations and ditch them. example, "drunk girls" want to go driving, go driving sober and pretend your drunk. swerve. if you have the availability of poor blacks in your area, find some. dont let girls play this game. fortunately, girls at my school do not play this game, i haven't met any atleast, the problem is they are just all extremely ugly. or better yet, take an example from NS and call them the fuck out. no harm in that.
 
You sir are a wise man. I think I might do this next time I see her at a party and she's acting retarded. Should be fun.
 
i'm 15 and a bunch of kids i know are like that. i can see how much faking goes on and it's really not cool. hopefully some will grow out of it once they get a little older.
 
I know a ton of kids who do this shit. The best is when they "pass out" and try to fuck around with them with markers and they go absolutely bonkers and some how they are not the passed out, messed up person they were. Its fun.
 
HAHAHA this happened last night to me

some girl at a party, just got there like 10 minutes ago, and barely drank anything starts getting all touchy feely on every guy there

they do it when they aren't attractive to get closer to random guys, because they can't get any play when they are sober
 
oh, nothing against people that age. my brother is that age and can drink waaaay more than 2 beers obv, but a lot of girls are like that. i wouldnt say that every girl thats 16 is like that, but a lot are. i dont necessarily generalize, i'd give them a shot first and let them show me what they're like, but if they start doing this then i realize its just another 16 yearold that hasnt matured yet.

and i agree with skiminnesota, ur icon is sick.
 
it actually only takes 2-3 beers and i am quite drunk....ahaha

but i am in no way one of those girls. i just get giggly, and do the opposite and try not to act drunk.

but those type of people suck. my boyfriends boy cousin is like that. he will have a sip of vodka (like not even a shot) and will start acting like he is absolutely wasted and then give away the rest of his alcohol. its so annoying.
 
my friends uncle is a raging alcoholic and his liver shrunk, so now he gets wasted off half a beer.
 
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