Girlfriend coming over

make her some veggie food, cuz thats much cooler than meat, and alot of girls think being vegetarians pretty cool, unless shes blonde, then id just give her drugs.

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aim high, if you fuck up she probably wouldn't care and might find it funny...?

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if i were you i would make steak and mashed potatoes with like some green beans on the side with red wine vinigrette....i always have like 100 steaks in my freezer at all times anyways...

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okay i deff. think that he doesnt need any more sugestions, i want to know what he accaully did haha, did you score?

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fuck that the whore doesn't need to eat after she's given up tang...once that happens, the girl is basically useless and it's on to the other one

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get naked and sit on a platter and she can eat your balls

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I would order Chinese food, If u still live with your parents then im guessing ur still in school and the girl probably is too. The girls i date never really cared about my cooking skills, Just get some good wine and bread. Maybe make a salad or something light, girls dont eat much. Instead of focusing on a meal make some type of deserts because most girls like chocolate and other sweets. Dont spend to much energy on the meal because the number 1 goal here is to get laid.If u dont tap that ass before your parents get home, you failed the #1 goal.

don't let the days go by

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ask her best friend wut her fav food is, then order it from a restaurant n have them deliver it n tell her u made it, atleast shel be happy its her fav food n itl prolly taste better then if u really made it

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
feed her a penis

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dinner doesn't matter. what matters is what you make for breakfast. which is why i make mean omlettes.

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