girlfreinds

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snowking

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Well having a girlfreind is quite gay actually. They piss you off a lot and take our virgintity. But it takes an angel to give away a sweetheart.

SKI.eat.sleep.SKI

Got Powder?

'STYLES OF SKIING learned only IN THE PARK are beginning to affect skiers' abilities to make it down the mountain to get to that cliff they were going to hit. Once they hit the cliff, they look great, BUT CAN THEY SKI? Big mountain style will no doubt change and progress. I just don't want to see progressive style get confused with POOR SKIING ability.' -- Shane McConkey.
 
whoa, howd they switch it to nonskigabber?

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
it also sucks when girls you dont like hit on you, then their friends approach you why you dont like them, then they think ur an ass because you dont like that girl because she is ugly, fat, annoying, has a dick etc

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
no girlfriends...... fuck buddies r better...yay

'If you mom takes away your skis again just take a shit inside her pillow case. That'll teach her to mess with a 12 year old.' -p.jo

 
fuck girlfriends, they ruin your life, example................. ME

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
im sorry but you guys are right. relationships or girlfriend/boyfriends are a bitch. you end up getting emotions involved and its a waste of precious skiing time. therefore i strongly support friends with benefits!

...taste the rainbow
 
Yeah, I just graduated high school. Never had a girlfriend, and now am just kickin with a few girls. I think its funner, until theres that girl that you really feel like chillin with.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
Uh... there are far worse things in life. If you really don't like her, break up. Immediately. However painful it might be in the short term, it's worse for both of you to stay together in the long run. People who stay with their gf/bf and complain about them constantly make me confused.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I like having a girlfriend. There's something about coming home from a long weekend (or week) skiing, and knowing that there is someone waiting for you when you get back. To me there's nothing better.

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Welcome to the Steep and Deep.

'Like the good book says, let he who is without sin throwest the first rock, and I shalt smoketh it!'-Tyrone Biggums
 
^ know what you mean, theyre great when its like 4 am and youve been talkin on the phone for like 6 hrs

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
i hate talking on the phone with my gf, and she knows that but still calls me constantly

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I hate talking on the phone with my girlfriend, because your ear like hell after a while. But they still fucking talk and talk...And it sucks a nut.

 
guys generally hate the phone. I call my girlfriend but i don't really say anything, i just leave the convo up to her. Most girls don't understand that guys fucking hate phones.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
i hate phones, theres always awkward silences

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
wow, sounds liek you guys need a chill g/f.

lat, if urs pisses you off so much why are u still w/ her? action?

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
phones suck. talking online is better beter because you get to think over what your gonna say before you say it. like right now.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
^^yes, my bf tells me all the freaking time how much he loves how chill and down to earth i am. you guys just need to find a less strung chick

I dont want a large Farva!
 
chill girlfriends don't exist. that's the funniest thing since richard pryor said ''motherfucker'' for the first time

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
me ex was a fucking bitch. i was whipped bad.. fuck i couldnt do anything with out her gettting pissed...not satsified when she has a boy friend, not satisfied without one.

 
mine is too, she is awesome, has everything going for her except that she doesnt ski. But im still in the dissalusioned stage of being a new couple... well see what happens in a few months.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*
 
yeah mines pretty chill. we've been together 6 months and never even had a disagreement. she doesn't give a damn and what I do, and since right now it's a long distance relationship it's nice to have person that doesn't hate when I go out and party or hang out with female friends.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
just wait, the arguements will come soon enough

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
all you need in like is a girl and some weed, UR SET then

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
mines stilll awesome. I thought she was going to kill me yesterday after i told her i was going to take her to my prom, then later told her i cant (long long story) but she understood and wasnt at all angery. My girlfriend is the best.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*
 
yea i love smoking with a boyfriend or just doing drugs with boys or drinking, its soo much fun i love it

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
You guys don't know what you are missing. I've bee dating the same girl for the last 2 and a half years and it rules. We hang out all the time and it's like we are best friends. I'm bummed right now because she moved to Seattle for the summer. But it's cool because it makes me realize just how cool dating her is. Just wait you'll see.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
 
i turned my girl onto smoking and now she cant get enough of it. she feels it brings us closer and gives us bonding time when we are sittin at home all blitzed

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
my girlfriends the best shes awesome, a good skier, hot, awesome to hang out with and just the best

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yea i dont have one ne more and i dont mind, its wasnt bad having one, plus she would come skiing with me(well she was a boarder) and then after we would take some time in our hotel room to......
 
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