Girl ?

[Hay-Dan]

How Do I Ask Her out?

 

[uni-corn]

"will you be my girlfriend"

 

[no_steeze]

"hey, wanna go____"you can fill in the blank with anything...if she likes you, she'll say yesthis isn't an extremely difficult conceptalso, ladies men

 

[steezeaholic.]

out to a movie or like to be your girlfriend?

 

[matthew.]

hey ____________ want to fuck?

 

[bout_it]

dude i feel your strain.

i haven't spit game in so long...

 

[P.opsicle]

Hey!, _____ would you be offended if i said i wanted to stick my ongo bongo in your velvet carpet?

 

[Jaskittin]

Write her a love letter and capitalize every word.

 

[timmi]

write her a poem and yell it from outside her house at 3 am.

i wouldnt be like "will you be my guuurlfriend"

just hang out with her and let shit flow.

 

[Steazel]

i lost the game on this one

 

[MatRich]

write a letter that sais will you go out with me with three boxes and tell her she has to check one of them off. box 1= yes 2=no 3= only want to bang you like a hammer

you have a 66.6666% chance of being happy!

 

[doublexl]

go fuck yourself you little faggot.

 

[JABrecon]

dick in a box??

 

[Justin.B]

Hey baby

I'd like to go to the next step

I wanna put my rocket stick in your ham wallett

 

[sstricky]

Hey _____, id like to put my thumb drive in your USB port.

 

[VT_scratch]

hey nice shoes want to fuck?

 

[Thenowhereman42]

eh you wanna maybe go out to a movie or something some time?

 

[Hannah.]

just be like hey would you want to _______ whatever it works girls love confidence and all that.

 

[Shredneck]

I used the cliche movie idea brought her out dropped like 70 on the night brought her home and mentioned the gf situation to which she replied "your more of a friend than a boyfriend"

fuck bitches dont worry about girlfriends

 

[epic_line]

Best answer yet.

 

[fragglemuffin]

"Do you do blowjobs?

 

[Captain-T]

I swear by this one

 

[jibber_amy]

that, my friend, is why you ask BEFOREHAND

 

[JeremyClarkson]

"can i dump my meat in your taco?" or "would you like some butter on that toast?"

 

[jayo.]

this

 

[.brian]

ask t-hall for help capitalizing evry word if you need it

 

[Swan_Solo]

Just tell her your name is the Sperminator, duh

 

[Totes_Magotes]

yes!

 

[Sufferboy]

PEE in her butt.

 

[natedogg789435]

damn what up baby. u wanna get outta here?

 

[ClownPrince]

Wouldn't that be every letter? Then you'd be screaming at her.

Which might work, some girls are into that...give it a try.

 

[J.Braun]

"nice hair, it'd look better in my crotch"

 

[epic_line]

Works like a charm

 

[SKETCHY_D]

just ask, n hve flowers,,,,,,,,,oh and condoms for when u get laid after that?

 

[Marissa.M]

be yourself and don't get nervous. don't act like it is a big deal otherwise it could be awkward for you to ask. just be chill and see if she wants to go to something with you and some friends or just you. movie nights are always good. have a bunch of friends over and just chill. hey, i'm 17 and my buddies and i all have movie nights and have fun. so go for it dude. good luck.

 

[Dainsey]