girl problems

you guys are such idiots, its simple... gag the parents and take her from behind in front of the parents, simple as that... then she cant get pregnant

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
yeah that was pretty funny... you hope to god you dont have to go to church, thats good stuff.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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The following post is a piece of shit.
 
I just want to clarify the phrase 'Christian' for you real quick: Any religion that bases its belief system on the works of Jesus... And as far as I know you can be pretty hardcore Babtist and still allow contact between opposite sexes (social) to happen before the age of 16. Now here's a little exercise for you if you do ever get to go into their house, or if you already have you might've noticed this... Now I'm leaning toward them being hardcore Mormons, they consider themselves christians and will refer to themselves as christians to keep thier religous affiliation vague, so. When you go to their house if you notice anywhere a picture on the wall of Jesus and he's wearing a crimson red tunic type thing, they are mormon, which is the only religion I know that teaches them not to allow interaction between the sexes prior to age 16, it's free game after that believe me...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
babtists huh, man now you just have to watch out for those baPtists

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
dont see her parents

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
oh yeah, the other detail is that when she does turn 16 we have to 'date' in her living room, being supervised by her parents the whole time

 
you gotta look uncle fritz square in the monacle and say 'nein'.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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haha, holy shit, date in their living room, under parental supervision ahahahhahaa, thats hilarious..hahhaa

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
shit man some parents are retarded, I dont get it, If talking to them in person doesnt work, you write a letter. and keep writing them, to the point where they just give up, it works in the business world, complaining about a product's quality or service, etc, maybe it would work in this situation.

Lying, tho an excellent temporary solution, will end up getting her in trouble and only make things worse

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
thats true.

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**NWFT**

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