girl problems

ignore them... probably only works if you can both drive though, hahaha

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well her parents are hardcore christian and are like you can't date till you're 16, she's 15 now and her birthday is in may, which also means she can't drive, but i can

 
if u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
haha sorry i had to say that

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
just don't let her parents know your dating... just make her parents believe that you two are just really good friends and that you enjoy each other's company

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
were do u live in new hampshire?

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
and did u do enything to make her parents all weird?

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
i live in rindge, which is like right on the mass border, no, i've never met her parents cause no person of the male gender is allowed near her at home or whatever...it sucks

 
thats weird how old is she/you

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
it might have somthing to do with ur age cause ull turn 18 and it will be illegal..... but wat do i know

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
she must have no guy friends

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
well it sucks mainly cause she's horny as hell, but there's no way to score if you can't even pick her up at her house or go to the movies or do anything that remotely involves anything

 
is she mormon? has to wait to 16 and cant hang with you.

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well then... you just don't go over to her house... you have a car...if you want to have some fun just park somewhere... not hard

If her parents wont let her get picked up by you, have her walk over to her friends house or somewhere away from her house and just pick her up

soooo all you have to do is have her lie to her parents whenever you want to see her.... not hard at all

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
shes gotta be mormon. answer that.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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have her arange somehting with a female friend of her's that can vouch for her that she was with her, and then go do somehting!

 
man i should have thought of that.. nice one lax

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
 
not morman, her family is pretty hardcore christian (i'm an atheist), and the best part about the car thing is i have a wagon and can fold down the back seats

 
you can deffinatly get her parents to love you, it happend to my sister and her boyfriend, all it takes is an almost fatal accetdent

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
do it behind their back.

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just be happy youre getting anywhere and that you werent mollested as a child and turned into a social misfit... or something like that.

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^wtf

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haha

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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shit man ,that happened to me exactly a couple months back, same ages and hardcore christina family girl. During school we just wrote notes to sign out, signed out ,the nwent to her place because it was close and got the jiggy on. Her parents were at work, so if you go at lunc hyou get a lunc hand class in, it's good times. Just hope she can lie well and is willing to and it'll be all good. Things didn't happen wit hme and the other girl too long because she didn't want to lie to her parents anymore.

 
are you only trying to screw her, or do you actually care about her, cause if you care for her, and respect what her parents say, then maybe you'll get a lucky break with em if youre respectful, just a thought

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you could try going to her house whne her parnets are home and she isn't and respectively asking her parents if you could go on a date with her, you have to be SUPER careful with that because they may get pissed or she might, but they might think it very gentlemanly and shit and hse might think it's really sweet. Doooo IIIIttttt

 
yea well the year's 94 and the trunk is full in my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law, i got two choices yall: pull over the car or bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor. Now i dont want to know how they chase with jay and i got a couple dollars so i can fight the case, so I pull over to the side of the road and hear 'son do you know what im stopping you for'...

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i used to want this guy who's parents were genovahs witnesses. girls aren't allowed to call him, he isn't allowed to go out with friends ever. he isn't allowed to drive even though he is now 18. they make him go to church. they only let him go snowboarding because he is an instructor. he has rough parents. just get her to try to sneak out. he would be destined to get out and socialize to the point of jumping out of 2nd story windows and meeting us like a half mile from his house so his parents wouldn't be suspicious.

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wow....are all jehovius witness like this in the states? cause up here they just come by and if u say no then theyre like 'thank you for your time anyway' and smile and leave...and a couple of my friends have parents who are and they're not and the parents are cool abotu it

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convert to christianity. her parents will be proud of their daughter's evangelicalism and let you date her. and then if they're still pissed, tell them you will be angry with god forever if they don't let you guys see each other.

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well i think the best way is to take a couple of the ideas and put them into one killer plan...step 1)convert to christianity and go to the same church as her step 2)politely visit her house while her parents are home and ask 3a)they say yes and i'm all set 3b)they say no and we end up doing the behind the back thing

and oh yeah, at my school underclassmen can't leave during lunch...even my school sucks

 
bummer.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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my best friend is pretty tight with her dad, so i'm trying to have him put in a good word for me...i hope to god it works cause i really don't want to go to church

 
hope to god it works? is that just a saying? i thought you were athiest.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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