Girl Problems

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So i got this problem. I be kinda desperate right now. All my other friends got GF's right now, and i dont, and they make fun of me alot for it. There are some gurls that I would like to go out with right now, but i dunno if they like me too, so i dont wanna ask em out and then get shutdown. What shud I do.

 
hahahha kill yerself

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
heres my trick

act nice with gurl, be sooo nice that you are the guy all the girls want to be friend with . A guy with all the girls around is always more attractive. Go shopping with them and claim to love that. ( you can even try to take her into a senza or something and help her choose some stuff)

do all kind of stuff with all of them, clean their car WITH them, stuff like that. they will love that.

And pretend to like what they like, unless you really hate it, but always make it show like its sooo cool.

so with all the girl around, the one girl you will want to get will be more attracted, since you will seem to have some sex appeal.

i dont do all that and i have all the girl around, but its kind of natural to act nice with them.

i guess you can just reproduct that.

good luck,

but seriously,

be a player, cuz girl friends will always end up breaking your heart..seriously man!

its a lot of fun, but the more fun it is, the bigger the pain after.

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turn legal age, learn to dance, and go to the bar. there are lots of nubile girls at the bar.

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show them your penis, well actually, by the sound of your post, you may not have one

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
just go for it anyway, if u get shutdown, so what, i have a friend that went for this girl so many times even tho he got shutdown every time.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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one word.. roofies.....

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SmoKinSkier

Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
i got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one.

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
learn to spell

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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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slap ur dick on her face and see wat she says

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
Well, I would wait until I atleat hit puberty if I were you. Then you would atleast know what sex is...

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Viva La Resistance!
 
GET THE NOOB!!!!!!!!!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

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PPl tellin him to go to a bar, i don't think 12 years olds can get in a bar. And guy, if you aren't twelve, i am terribly sorry about my post, but this seems like 'one of those posts by a 12 yr. old'

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man, this place talks about 12 yearolds more then N.A.M.B.L.A.

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SmoKinSkier

Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
haha, somebody beat me to it...

if you havin girl problems, i feel bad for you, son... i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Two people beat me to it....thats the first thing I thuoght of when I saw this thread...damn you both.

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wait til you hit puberty, then go up to a chic and flop it on her shouler while doing a barry white impression. then jiz in her ear

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

 
just be a playa, always keep options open, it's been working for me for a long time now, no more girl problems.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
You're 12? Yeah, you don't have girl problems... eventually you'll figure out what that phrase means. By the way, you should be making fun of them for putting so much emphasis on their meaningless 12-year-old 'relationships'.

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Always...
 
soundsl ie kyou're 12, if not, thne maybe 14, either way, be a player, man, your friends won't be teasing you if you hit up a new chick every night.

 
No, I am not 12, i am going to be a freshman in high school next year, thats what is so pathetic. Yes, i have hit puberty. And girls have wanted to go out w/ me b4, but i just havent got the balls up to ask em out.

 
pocket-rocket, so basically what you're saying is pretend to be gay, and you'll get girls? That works though.

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hook up with a really hot girl when she's drunk at a party, then all the gilrs will be like, hey, she hooked up with him, lets do it too

 
hahahaahahhaha, don't think you are 'big man' when you are going to be a freshman next year, that makes you sound like a moron, don't worry about your faggot ass friends that think they're cool because some little girls are 'going out' with them, you can 'go out' when you're that young unless your mommy or daddy drive you and that's just ghey so chill out and don't worry about having a girlfriend yet, wait until you're a little older.

-Tammy skis

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~pain is weakness leaving the body~

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''I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...''

Girls don't fart or burp... they're supposed to smell nice and look pretty all the time.-kamikaze

'naw, i am more of a tanner type of guy' (about how hot sarah burke is)-hoodratz47
 
'IF YOU HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE'

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stay in school, someday make lots of money. every female on the planet wont resist a guy with money, even if you're ugly. just keep wackin off till then.

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hucker^^ man, thats the first thing i thought when i read the post title. haha. and what is N.A.M.B.A.S.A er whatever the hell it is. and yeah, if he will be a frshman in High School next year that makes him 14.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
yea real girl problems dont start until high school, when things can get pretty ugly. But remember... although it may not seem like it, girls always like the nice guy in teh end

jibba jabba
 
i give your friends a maximum of 2 months befor they are all single anyways.

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
You have to accept that you are going to get turned down, cheated on, and heartbroken many times throughout your life, before you find the right person. Just go for it, the more practice you have, the easier it will get.

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^ werd thats what i did, now i just do it in the back seat, and u cant w/ your parents driving....well u could but i wouldnt recommend it

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dude one solid peice of advice, gurls will always like the nice guys, but they will always wanna fuck the bad ones

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

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yo u wont get ne gurkls as a freshmen unless u make the varsity teams....all the freshmen girls try to go out with sophmores junior and seniors so ur chances look pretty slim...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
complement them. they love it. i always get wicked nervous and think they might think i'm a creep but i told one girl i liked a like that she was beautiful and she got very flirtatous with me. everyone says complementing works, well, they're right.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
yo dont become to much of a friend cuz when u try to make a move shell be like i only see u as a friend espec. suince ur a freshmen and those girls are lyk that

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
get new friends, my friends and i figured out that you dont need a girlfriend to prove yourself back in 6th grade

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you dont have anything to lose. you dont have a girl right now and your just trying to get one. so go for it.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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just hu man

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
your not old enough to know this but dont get involved with girls

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
me??? im fucking 16 ill be 17 in fucking november...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
yeah dont get to involved. it will just hurt in the end.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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being nice to a flock of girls and following em everywhere and liking what they like just portrays you as a big fag...cause then all the other chicks think your into what theyre into (right?). You dumb shit, get some balls and ask the damn girl out, and if she says no, light up. its simple.

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