Girl Jibbers

i think women are the future of this sport. If you look at it, wherever women go men follow

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not only that, but u look at female skiers, they dont go as huge, but have better hang time, and know how to use it, they rarely huck, but can still do awesome, slow stylie tricks. i mean kristies flatpsin 7 was pretty stylish and sick.

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i still think marie martinod is a goddess of skiing. she is my hero

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
ok girls definately should NOT have their own line of twins...that's retarded. there shouldn't even be now (regular skis), it's just a marketing ploy. progression was sick because there were more girls than guys in the park...usually its just cool to see more skiers than boarders. oh yeah....sarah is awesome, very chill. actually all the coaches that were there are awesome. now for a lil more progression the next few weeks and all of next year.

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
Keep on jibbin girlies... :)

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last weekend at the thrash n bash at big sky, there were no girls in the slopestyle. it was super lame. And when i went to enter the skier cross they wouldn't let me b/c i would have been the only female compeditor. and the bastards wouldn't let me go against the guys!! Dahh! next year...

 
Think so...

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they wont let me compete at all over here. because i am small and girly and fragile i guess.

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
where do u live?? in the midwest i literally dont see any girls in the park w/ skis. sure theres girls who snowboard but its not the same. theres more girls snowboarding already so its easier to get in. itd b sweet to have girls that wanted to jib.

 
i live in swizterland and i am the only girl who is any good at all...so......

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
The east has some pretty crazy girls. i know of a few that go HUGE and arent afraid of shitty conditions and icy landings....That sucks that there arent many girl rippers in your area..

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i dunno. i like skiing with the boys, they push me and make me do stuff i wouldnt even imagine doing on my own

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
the armadas have pink on them, i think that girls and skiing are the best two things ever, i love to be skiing through the park and see a girl haveing just as much fun jumping as me. it makes it better for everyone.i have known kristy and sarah for a while now and sarah is deff leading the way for girls skiing. kristy can be a bitch, but she is mostly quiet and likes to just watch what is going on around her. she can be nice and she can really be a bitch but she cares about all you girl skiers and wants competition she just likes to be at the top as well. wel need more girl rippers so please everyone get a chick who can rip and get em up on the hill.

 
maybe kristi was just having a bad day. i forgive her

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
its would be sick if there where more girls in NS skiing but some girls like to pollish there nails more then to brake them its kinda bad thought...

and gogggo girl skiers cant rip it like guys cuz theyre physic arent as strong as the one guys have.. think that it goes from a LOOOOOONG way back.

[do_0b]

 
You got me there. I guess im not as cool as I thought I was.....im just a pussified pink lady with a pink seth icon. Im gonna go call my mom and cry about it.

Hey, at least its not powder pink, its fuschia!

Anyways, the Pistol is day-glo, and that's completely different. its punk all the way. But...I don't even have pistols...just plain old enemys. I was seriously thinking about getting a job at the nudie bar so I could buy a pair. Can I hear a GO GIRL!?!?!

 
But still, you don't see most guys doing tumbling or gymnastics, which is flips and stuff on land. That could give a huge advantage to a girl. And I think it's funny about the nail thing. I'd never in a million years even give a crap about some stupid nails. If one breaks, it usually hurts but I'm not gunna scream or freak out. I don't know any girl who would.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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Yea, i pretty much gave up on growing nails out. They always break or split or whatever when I play piano, draw, ski, whatever

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
girls skiing....i like that idea

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Are saying that you've never seen it b4?

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
i dont think the guys push us down cuz my best friend and i are the only girl jibbers at our hill and all our local guys help us out, they make us slide rails till we cant get up to get another beer, reperesent

dude brody, tell ur mom i miight have to quit school for skiing haha
 
yeah seriously the guys help. if i didnt ski with them i wouldnt really be able to do anything

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
I tought one time that I saw girl skier but it was a boy hahahaa. But I have seen girls in skiercros competition. I want to have pink skis with flowers on them! =)

 
ive never seen a girl jibber at my mountains in CT, im no even sure if ive seen any at okemo or stowe

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I'd never had even started jumping if I hadn't gotten help from some guys from the mountain. They taught me and a friend the basics in good jumping.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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yeah, after surgery, I designed a girl ski, and I haven't built it but I designed it as far as tork goes, because with hips, girls are more likely to tear stuff in their knees, Girls skis would be cool. I don't think I would make them pink though unless it were hot pink with something cool on it.

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I just thought of a girl ski with flowers on it thats already been made...K2 has a tele ski called 'she's piste'. Its Blue, not pink though, and its more hawaian looking that frou frou. I might just give this ski the benefit of the doubt. At least its got a cool name.

 
ummm...lineskier10...if you haven't seen any girl jibbers at okemo i'm amazed. i can think of 4 or 5 that are there a lot

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
Yeah, the girls at Okemo rip....JenHudak?? Jr. World halfpipe champion!!!!!! there are like 5 girls that go to the academy there that ski every day and are crazy. Okemo girls are crazy....

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^word soxripper and ive herad that you(soxripper) are kristi leskinin, is this true?

(sorry if i spelt the name wrong)

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*steeze with eeze*
 
hell yea soxripper is kristi

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
how do you know for sure that she is. ive talked a lot with soxripper ans she doesnt seem like shed be kristi. i dont know where kristi rides but soxripper rides at okemo a lot cuz i do as well and she knows like everything about that place. does kristi ride the east?

*steeze with eeze*
 
umm i def don't ski like her, look like her, or am her sooo no. jeezus shit gets blown up around here. haha

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
you dont need to hide your identity any more kristi its no big deal

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
i like boobies, epecially the female jibber kind of boobies. ROCK ON LADIES!

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

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or play
 
yeah i'm a girl and just starting out... i literally can't do shit... like.. very bad straight air. that's about it. but hey i'm trying, right? it's pretty hard for me and all other begginers (esp. girls) cause we always feel like a lot of you pros are up there saying 'what the hell is she doing on these jumps when she can't do anything' it's pretty discouraging and i think it'd be really cool if people would just give me tips instead of bashing me. i can't improve if i never hit the jumps, right?

 
i saw another pair of girlie skis yesterday at this shop called 'outdoor divas' hehehehe. ok, so these are the most disgusting things i ever saw...rossi makes 'em...they're pink AND purple AND have FLOWERS AND SPARKLES all through em. I thought it was a joke.

To the girl above me....good for you that you're trying. That was the hardest part for me, skiing with all my dudes who rip up the park and me learning how to do new grabs. i know its intimidating and frustrating. keep ya head up. Its cool to go into the BC and learn stuff, too, cause then you don't have to worry about your audience. You learn alot about how to hit jumps from building them, too.

 
^Ewwwww!!!! Those skis sound like a huge,huge joke!!!!! Pink and purple with flowers!? *puke* The sparkle part is okay if they were like white with like a lavendar swirl or someything...actually not even that...purple on the bottom, white on top, and then like something like a snow leopard blending in or a white tiger. That'd be cool.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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