girl i just kissed

skitheslopes

skitheslopes

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dude the girl i kissed like an hour ago had like a pointy tongue it was weird she was still a pretty good kisser, i wish she didnt have that coat on it kind of made it hard to feel around.

 
any time ya i didnt go skiing today so this is the closest thing to skiing and i am jusst keeping myself entertained so sorry

 
congrats fag im glad u got your first kiss

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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
 
^ You got that froma description of a tongue? Apparently you're someone who knows how gene simmons' tongue feels. That's a bit disturbing. Gene's tongue is insane...sigh...the miracles modern surgery can accomplish.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
I saw Gene's Simmons at a book signing at Border's. There were all kinds of rocker chicks in leather trying to flash him.

 
AHHAHAHAHAA im still laughing at the title of this post. oh newschoolers, how you never fail to entertain me.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

 
I officially deem this one of the stupidest topics ever posted on NS. Congratulate yourself though, first post, and your an NS Hall-O-Famer!

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
I don't know.. this thread was okay because this phrase was gold 'oh newschoolers, how you never fail to entertain me. '

I like that apple.. haha.. good stuff.

-Pat

 
^agreed

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
I love how you 'officially' deemed anything.

What credentials do you carry to officiate this forum.

On this topic, the whole 'stupidest/gayest thread ever' bit is way over used. Ever is a pretty long time and there have been a lot of stupid threads, so I think it is a pretty bold statement for someone to try to make.

I have an idea, take your elitist nose out of the rarified air you breath up there for a minute and put in a book, so that you might actually learn something and be able to contribute something other than an aloof appraisal.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
wow you took that way too seriously

'hey look guys! for a dollar you can get a free condom!'

-a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
shootr is the new official tight ass of ns.com

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
This is OFFICIALLY the stupidest thread EVER

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
^is see it the same way...he now is the official poet of ns.com

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
so many officials.......so little amunition.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
Shootr sacrifices content for wordiness. He has what I call the 'arrogant moron steeze,' but then so do most of the people on NS.

Le Dauphin hath spoken
 
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u want a candybar

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
ya that girl is a man, i unfortunatley learned that the hard way.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU
 
^^ very true

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
im laughing my ass off rite now. and since when does a coat block the crotch area.



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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613
 
Wow, whover started this post is a gay fag.

'Ok, ill say it since no one else has the balls...... I steal virginities.-Melvs

Fuck Snowboarders

 
Ahh yes skisundownjibber.

I guess that if I don't add the already well used terms 'this is gay' or 'this thread sucks' or anything else along those lines, the content that I add to the site is worthless. I see that an unsupported opinion is what you deem worthy content, and of course if I cannot limit my posts soley to the aformentioned phrases, I am far too wordy for you.

Interesting choice of words, 'arrogant', I guess that your omniscience allows you to pass judgement.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
haha, i hope you're not this much of a tightass in real life, cause if you are i feel really sorry for you.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
I like how you reaffirmed my 'unsupported opinion' by unnecessarily using the words 'aforementioned' and 'omniscience.' It's not that we don't know what these words mean, it's that you're an idiot for thinking they make the 'content you add to the site' any less worthless. Believe it or not, others have pointed out the regularity of comments like 'this thread is gay.' The only thing about you I dislike more than your unoriginality is your belief that you aren't unoriginal.

Le Dauphin hath spoken
 
^Your exasperation regarding syllabically voluminous comments is perplexing. Do you postulate, perhaps, that they lend unintelligibility to confabulation? What a contemptible notion.

But don't worry, I never use overly long words.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
I chose the wording for my post based on what most clearly expressed my thoughts.

Of course I expect you to understand what I am saying otherwise why would I post it?

I am sure of course that others have mentioned before the pointlessness of the 'this thread is gay' posts.

So because it has been mentioned before, it makes me mentioning it less poignant. I see your criticism is the only thing on this site worth reading.

Your content is so far more compelling than mine.

Your opinion has more merit.

This site is like a grade school playground, full of cliques whose currency is degradation.

It is almost comical how affronted you are when someone enters here and voices themselves in a manner that contradicts you.

I am also amused how there is a correlation drawn between my statements regarding the 'stupidest thread ever' comment and me being a 'tight ass'.

I guess that I should chuckle moronically like Butthead at the put downs for fear of being considered stoic.

'huhuhuhu...huhuhuhu'

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
did you know that there is a direct coralation between the wideness of your ass, and how gay you are? guess that mean ur the most ungay person here.



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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613
 
it is with much contemplation and thinking that i have came to the appropriate conclusion that people need to shut the fuck up.

-chris
 
You should of lick her in the nose!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
dude, next time you see her, just ask her if you can pee in her butt. If she doesnt screw you right on the spot, then nothing will work.

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
pointy toung? that means one thing, and one thing only......

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fear makes it fun

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

 
SHE'S SATAN IN DISGUISE!!!

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fear makes it fun

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

 
im with slipknot, lick her in the nose

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
See if she can lick her own nose.

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
'i officially deem ANYONE WHO SAYS EVERY THREAD IS THE STUPIDST THREAD EVERY COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING MORONS'

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
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