Girl Help

[ski_cartel]

just ski with her for a while and talk lots when your going up the lifts, tell a funny story where you get hurt and she'll be conserned

 

[ArMada_420]

Bump

 

[tBatt]

hahah armadaskier171 i think

 

[soulskier]

but i think it was misterskier who originally said it

 

[--Binger--]

just make a move, its that feeling u get right before u hit a big jump and think ur gonna eat it big time, worst thing is she pushes u away

 

[Dr._TubesTied]

my name is awsome. and i didnt make it. a friend of mine who is a dude made it for me.

(i think that the name is fucking sweet.)

 

[spin]

buddy doesnt think much of you, now does he?

 

[Dr._TubesTied]

whats wrong with tubes tied?

 

[Deafboy]

STFOOOO ya SISSY ASS BITCH!

 

[+[wall.e]+]

Thats not stupid. Girls shit their pants (in a good way) over mindless junk like that.

Or use my favorite pick up line, I think I found it on NS:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like spaghetti

Lets go fuck

 

[skogenjake]

not some random hot skier chick he doesnt know well or has never gone out with at a comp

 

[dom_uk]

hahahah i luv that poem,i think thats the funniest thing iv seen on ns

 

[PaddyG]

I like nice shoes want to fuck

 

[MidwestJibba]

punch her in the back of the head and drag her to your car it works everytime