Girl Criteria

AltaWest2

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What do you look at in a girl/boy when checkin them out.

For me its

-Teeth (They have to be white)

-Eyes (Blue baby)

-Ass (Fine)
 
girl:

boobs (semi ok size)

teeth (at least kinda nice, not piss yello but they dont HAVE to be like sno white)

legs (shapely and not fatty)

guys:

face (no chipmunk faces fo me)

confidence (have to be self confident

humor (good/dirty (same as me))

teeth (same as un chicas)
 
and i fergot

i want them all to be cutters like me so theyres no embarrassing: "wtf is on your arms" type thing
 
ye but like white is good, whiter the better but like perfect fake lookin porcelaine white isnt nesecary ya kno, as long as they aint yello id tap it
 
yes to both

the cutter thing is like, i hate it when people see them and they like freak out, for one its really embarrassing and a lot of people judge me for it and its so gay i hate all tha haters
 
...someone has isssssssssssssues...

ANYWAYS.

mm for a guy its like..

-upper body(for the arms and chest,easily determined by tightfitting shirts)

-eyes(soft or piercing but not boring)

-confidence(they arent too shy but arent like HEY IM IN YOUR FACE)

-random similiar intests

-hair(i actually dont like guys with the really short hair)

-style(jocks i dont go for, as well as the American Eagle guys)

 
I am your man, muscular, bright green eyes, confidence: wanna have sex?, interest: skiing, hair: dreadlocks, style...beleive me, I am far from buying expensive gay shit.

my girls criteria is three boobs
 
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and an exceptional sense of intelligence and cognitive awareness. JEA
 
For a guy:

Strong voice

Dark hair

Bright noticable eyes

Wicked smile

At least decent teeth

Toned, I tend to have a huge thing for touching a guy's chest ALL the time when I'm with him

Game for new things (in and out of bed)

Makes me laugh, laughs WITH me not AT me.

Not boring, outgoing.

Athletic
 
hair-eyes are generally the first. brunettes own. brown eyes are fuckin hot too but im down with other colors. then i look for that hourglass body....mmm
 
all girls are different in my mind. just cuz one girl is hot for x reasons doesnt mean that another girl that looks different isnt also hot
 
hahah sorry man im taken by a seriously amazing guy.

muscular wasnt exactly the word i was looking for. it was like...not super skinny but not muscular but not like lumpy.

and sorry,i dont have 3 boobs
 
physically no limitations i dont really care.

skillfully yeah i have criteria

1. must be good at counter strike and all fps to a degree below me, but not suck

2. must be able to run parkour

3. must not be invisible

4. if invisible must cover self in flour

5. must be human

6. if not human i will eat her
 
yeah, bisexuality is weird all right... if you're living in the 80s or in a town with less than 10,000 people.

I find attractive in guys:

good looks

a love of snow and skiing and/or boarding, but not ski-board/blading

steeziness.

an interest in any of the following: video games, comics, Japanese stuff, movies with explosions, movies that make you think, books, aggressive music, mellow music, etc. (ie. shares the same interests as me)

doesn't do drugs

liking monty python and/or having the same sense of humour as me

being "nice" but not like super courteous..

yup.
 
brunettes, white girls lol, im not attracted to any minorities to be honest unless they are really white washed, call me racist but youd be a fool cause im not. preferably taller thin has to be chill, NOT clingy and can be a bitch cause theres no way you can get away from that. dress girly girl with all the desinger stuff. and if there blonde i really dont mind them being ditsy unless they are acting that way.
 
nice boobs not to big..i dont like big boobs ass and a hot face i dont give a shit about there eyes and stuff thats dumb.and i dont want a girl who skis im glad my gf right now doesnt ski cause then she would allways be with me .when im at the hill i have to be with my friends...
 
420_girls.jpg
 
thats the best bong picture i have ever seen and thats a good 1.5 footer, now if it was a kaboom or a roor that'd be sick
 
Face, smile, body, personality, And you have to be tan (oh, and shorter than me).
 
Everyone most definatly does not have a persionaility, you must be retarded (like a lot of people).

anyway:

A cute face/eyes is big one for me.

also, hip to waste ratio. Im not saying the biggger ratio the better, there is a perfect medium which some girls have in this respect that companies like ferrari seem to have captured in their cars quite well.

Persionaility. I kinda like the crazy ones I gotta say. At that same note, a girl who is a tom boy who can get down and dirty is admireable.

Common interests. Music is a big one. Skiing is always good.

Boobs- as long as from somewhat of a distance, just looking at her chest you can tell shes a girl that its all good.
 
monty python is the funniest thing to happen to the earth! and i too have a love for skiing above anything else
 
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