Girl being prude HELP!!

[JayDope]

well basically this girl and i have been together for a while now and i have tried numerous times to h/u wit her go up the shirt or even go down under but she either turns away and makes an excuse like "o i didn;t no what u were doing" or "stop dont do that here" i meen ive tried fuckin evreything im running outta ideas and im just plain pissed off right now i need some advice what should i do

 

[ThaLetterM.]

kill her. then have yur way with her.

 

[p-a]

ducktape?

jk... um... i dunno

 

[Ski-hobo]

have you said anything to her

 

[iskilibertys]

Ladies Men Cult

 

[JayDope]

yeah i have we talk on the fone all the time

 

[JayDope]

shit i forgot to add shes also never h/u before shes a frosh and im soph in highschool

 

[ThaLetterM.]

trust the man with the glowing lightsabre

 

[iskilibertys]

theres your problem...shes nervous and inexperienced. shes afraid shell do something wrong when you start getting into the more sexual things because she has no experience in it, so shes basically in a state of nervous denial. just talk to her, try to sort it out that way.

 

[Redstar]

Ask her like "yo, do you wanna do this or not?" and if she says yes, do it. She says no, dump her ass. She wants to think about it... ladies men cult.

 

[Kajex]

turn all the lights off? mayb she'll b less nervous

 

[EC123]

1) Go to a party

2) You and her take lots of shots

3) Find a emty room

4) Pull each others pants down

5) Try to put a rubber on

6) Bang her like a screen door in a

hurricane for hours with you prepubesant

wiener

 

[iskilibertys]

you forgot the mention the roofies!

and number 6 is a bad image, why did you have to be that graphic

 

[Anathema]

dude, my ex started off as never having done more than make out with a guy, being scared of, and i transformed her into a deepthroating, cum sucking, horny fucking machine. there is always hope. you just gotta work it, slowly.

sorry, too graphic? apologies

 

[timbojones]

Maybe your just too ugly

 

[Capt.Flannel]

it's time for an old school rufie my friend...

 

[Liam.]

say what everyone else says "lets take our relationship to the next level" or just deal with it

 

[SteezePatrol]

quit saying prude ns. goddamnit there's only one t-man.

 

[SteezePatrol]

p.s. it would be ten8y...eight sounds like...eight.

so your names like teneightyty

 

[SteezePatrol]

how old does that make you yankee?

phone...phhone...phone....phatty phono...phone.

 

[brit.]

first things frist...i used to type "h/u" on msn when i was like twelve.

dump her, srsly. find a chick who will put out.

...i sound like a guy.

thirdly, wtf is a sophmore? is that grade 11?

 

[396222687862]

what does it even mean?

 

[KRASHED]

try masturbating, I hear it helps these days

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

i think u need the ladies men cult

 

[hk_]

"Just show your fist up her ass,girls think thats really romantic"

 

[Astomp]

whats h/u i never talked about this shit on the internet. it was usually face to face. and if shes a freshmen in highschool i recall most of them be super antsy about that shit.

 

[TRIppEN]

i agree

 

[robbieA]

10

 

[kirky*]

date rape?

 

[my_ar5_steeze]

stuff a sock in her mouth and fuck her hard

bahaha joking, just talk to her about it

 

[dat_ski_dude]

try talking to her friends on how you fell about it. it will filter to her eventually and she ll know its something you really wanna do if she hears it from one of her best friends. thats how girls work. Your never goin after one, you have to convience the group

 

[*rkp*]

can i get a Ladies Men Cult up in heeeere!?

 

[Jake...]

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[Edward.]

yea jay, ladies men, someone get him an invite

 

[JayDope]

yo steeze patrol all i was saying is shes a frosh and yeah shes inexperenced dont be an asshole im not saying im like ron jermey and no evreything sry i had to bring this thread back

 

[tBatt]

"does this smell like chlorophorm to you?"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

if it wasnt for date rape i'd never get laid.. haha jk but dude, what you gotta do is when your alone and shit or like watchign a movie home alone with her.. then like blow in her ear, or nibble on her earlobe... trust me, like most of the time my Ex was like no sex for you tonight.. within 10 min's or less we whhere having sex... haha i can work shit loads of magic when it comes to that stuff

 

[carolynjane]

Dude, if she hasnt given you any by now, shes not going to. She's either nervous, or just doesn't want you in her pants.

Unless you really like her (and it doesnt sound like you do), dump her and find a skank who will put out. Mmmk?

 

[SteezePatrol]

yes...yes you can.

 

[SteezePatrol]

huh? what the hell is a frosh...here comes a ladies men invite.

 

[jack_weisman]

umm i this might sound slightly harse but... your a fucking idiot. i not sure what "first thing frist" means, so im not going to comment on it. but your making fun of him cause he says "h/u", you fucking bitch, srsly, i used that term while in the womb. you sound like a guy because of your incredibally flat chest and deep voice, soo... yeah you are a guy. thirdly, what the fuck was secondly. your a fucking idiot who doesnt know what a sophmore is, but its not a grade at all, is a small african rabbit that feeds on the underbrush of tropical grasslands, bitch.

 

[killabees]

ghb

 

[Mat.]

dump her, shes not worth anything.

go find yourself a rad girl.

 

[deathcookie]

exactly what i was going to say

 

[Laurence.]

haha, ducktape !

 

[ski8990]

lol 4rlz gtg h/o brb ttyl!

 

[*music4life*]

obvisouly she is self concious... every girl is if they havn't gotten anything b4. if she has... iuno man. but if she hasn't make her feel comfortavble. compliment her.... gets them everytime! ;P

 

[mariob]

shut up keep the thread on task you dumb ass

 

[*music4life*]

hey that ewas my 100 post! and it was a good one too! and no one is responding to it! gosh darn!

 

[skitolive123456789]

^ease up man, no nead to be a nazi. i thought it was a good call by steeze patrol

 

[J.D.]

Yes... a 14 year old girl refuses to have sex with you. She MUST be a prude! I mean, come on, insisting on maintaining your virginity at that age is just ridiculous.