Gimmie ur skier slang

CHORIZO

CHORIZO

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need to make dictionary of skier slang for project. do it for me so you can use this as an excuse to ignore your family over thanksgiving and just sit on your phone. Gimme ur slang
 
I was on a chair lift once and a guy below me landed a sick misty 3. the kid sitting next to me said to his friend, "dog, did you see that trick? that shit was straight autistic" I say that all the time now
 
13752831:boozer said:
I was on a chair lift once and a guy below me landed a sick misty 3. the kid sitting next to me said to his friend, "dog, did you see that trick? that shit was straight autistic" I say that all the time now
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now that we cant say retarded, ive started saying autistic to be politically correct
 
Safety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.

Flavor Overload - the licks are just too sweet and tasty that your mind and body become overwhelmed.
 
13752842:McNoche said:
Niggers check book- doing something super fucked up. Ex. Cutting in line, blowing lips, being a shitty skier
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Reported. A lot of Newschoolers identify as African American. Asshole.
 
HISKEY- a safe word when u get a FLAVOR OVERLOAD and your too turnt into the 3rd dimension that ur buddy needs to give u a bump of coke to get back into the real world .
 
13752841:DeebieSkeebies said:
Safety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.

this is pussy shit

fuck it just huck it
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Shitface twisted: when someone does something crazy

Ex. That double back was shitfaced twisted

Little Timmy: generic name given to all 10 yr old Jerrys

Ex. Oh boy, look at that. Little timmys first time in the stunt ditch

Durkle Nixon: Fat ass lookin dweeby Jerry who skis like a clown

Ex. Look at that fuckin Durkle Nixon down there
 
13752842:McNoche said:
Niggers check book- doing something super fucked up. Ex. Cutting in line, blowing lips, being a shitty skier
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Bye Mcnoche.

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13752871:CrackSmoker said:
Safety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.

this is pussy shit

fuck it just huck it
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I'll help you out- safety meeting is actually code for get high as fuck
 
13752848:Brue said:
Reported. A lot of Newschoolers identify as African American. Asshole.
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Calm down Brue. It's just a humours term, no harm or racism intended. BLM bro, BLM.
 
13752939:McNoche said:
Calm down Brue. It's just a humours term, no harm or racism intended. BLM bro, BLM.
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You used a word you weren't suppose to use, have been banned for using before and now you shall suffer the consequences. We don't look upon offensive language (ie racist or homophobic) lightly around here.
 
13753042:Iraq_Lobster said:
just watch "Horgasm" and take cues from that. Who cares if it's snowboarding it's funny as fuck
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this better be good im shooting fucking magnums right now
 
greasy: steezy

or you can use it when talking about spins

That dude greased a sweet sev

Or to describe a particularly stinky skibum

That dude keith is greasy

Raunchy works also but not when talking about spins.
 
mob: specifically early season, jumping off all the stumps/small trees that have snow stacked on top.

snow bunny

get pitted bruh

helicopter: old school name for 360

rock garden: where you send people you don't like
 
mob: specifically early season, jumping off all the stumps/small trees that have snow stacked on top.

snow bunny

get pitted bruh

helicopter: old school name for 360

rock garden: where you send people you don't like
 
13753062:eheath said:
You used a word you weren't suppose to use, have been banned for using before and now you shall suffer the consequences. We don't look upon offensive language (ie racist or homophobic) lightly around here.
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"Just send it" The art of skiing something with little to no justification or reasonableness just because you think you can or because it'll be fresh af
 
Flabongo - the official drinking device of skiers shaped like a flamingo and covered in stickers that represent the owner
 
Ima go ahead and out ya'll up on the only word that matters this season

TITTYMILK

BRUH SHIT IS TITTYMILK TODAY

YA I HIT THAT TRICK YESTERDAY 2ND TRY SUPER TITTYMILK

DUDE THAT CLIFF LOOKS TITTYMILK

BOUT 10" OF TITTYMILK LAST NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD
 
Flabongo - the official drinking device of skiers shaped like a flamingo and covered in stickers that represent the owner
 
Suicider - Little Jerry with no control. Usually has parents crying at the top chasing him down.

Sanders - Rich, snobby, usually white family with top notch rental gear calling the ski patrol on bums

Nazis - Over controlling Ski Patrol

Wife Beaters - Drunk park skiers

Gary - Fat east coaster, usually in jeans

Nark - Short for douchebag, park skiers that have their pants around their boots, and shirts the size of dresses, they take the park look wayyyy too far
 
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