gifts from cats

bigsky_gurl

bigsky_gurl

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So this morning my cat thought it would be sweet to bring me a gift. In the middle of the night he brought me a baby bunny. I screamed like a little school girl. It was alive, but it was dark in my room and I thought it was some big rodent. I proceeded to sleep on the the couch, and I couldnt remember if it actually happend or it was a dream. Later in the morning i hear the cats running down the hall, and I see them chasing this cute little bunny. hour 1/2 later I finally was able to set it free. This wasnt as bad as the mouse i stepped on with my bare feet, but now I am going to be afraid to sleep, in fear of what my cats might bring me.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
that's actually kind of funny

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
our cat used to do that all the time. they feel they are providing for you...as well as amusing themselves with a new moving toy.

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
My cat does that in a way. Only difference is he brings them without heads and their innards ripped up, leaves them on the door step and makes us clean it up. Stupid cat...

 
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This fat bastard is responsible!

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
FATTY!

my cat would just bring us dried up leaves, with only the occasional dead rodent

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
bahaha. your cat is twice the size of my dog.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
you shoulda ate the bunny man

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
my cat caught a baby buny one time... then he brought a new baby buny every night till there were no more bunies left. sweet dreams.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
my dog caught a bunny once and i had to dig it a grave. pretty sad

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate!

 
my cat leaves everything it caught, but didn't eat entirely, on our back porch. stepped on one once.

 
hahaha, thats awesome... my cat used to bring dead snakes shed play catch with to our doorstep... and other various entrails... but basically our cats just pee and puke on things...

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
my cat brings me some dead animal and drops it at my feet. Once it killed this other cat but luckily it was wild

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
my cat is declawed and randomly brings us mice, moles and chipmunks... i dont know how she does it... she looks like mr. bigglesworth only with spots... shes such a weird cat...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!

 
we went away camping and found dozens of dead mice/moles in the front yard. death toll was in the fourties. no joke.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
my cat is a big fucker.. and one night i herd him crying(meowing) in the back so i ran back and found him bloody as hell leg gashed so bad i coudl se his bone.. jaw cut blood dripping down. back bleeding. and him dragging a ded baby racoon........ yeah. jasper kill alllll

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
each summer my family gets a pig and when its time to do it in all of its limbs are cut off and we threw it in a hole we dug . Later the next day a pig leg was on my porch. It was funnier more than gross.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
HUGE CAT

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
bigsky, how much does that cat weigh, mines 12 and yours looks huge.

my cat does the same thing but he throws the mice against the wall until they die.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
my old cat allways used to bring me 'presents' one time tho he brought me a butterfly and it was still alive, then he ate it

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skiing=radical
 
my kitty is an indoor kitty. he doesnt bring me live presents. hes a mini kitty. well hes a cat. but the size of a kitty.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
Our family has had so many cats... there are some great stories. One of them (Pasht) used to catch mice, but since there were 3 kids in the house, she would divide the mouse up nice and evenly and leave each person one part. In their bed. Very fair.

My favourite cat-violence story, though, was from Pele (died 2 years ago at age 22). Not a very big cat, grey siamese. She kept getting into fights with another cat in the area, who was an absolute monstrosity of a tomcat...just HUGE and grizzled, the kind of cat that kills raccoons. At one point, from one of these fights, she had to have surgery. It kept stealing her food. Anyways, one day, we come home, and notice blood all over the doorway. There's a trail of it on the carpet, going through the living room, blood patches on the walls, furniture, fur everywhere. And on the table is Pele, totally clean, licking the blood from her claws. We never found the other cat. Or what was left of it.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
duct tape a gun to the cat and see what else it brings home

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
my cat once broguht me a leaf.....and a mouse....the mouse was dead so i took it away with a gradening shovel and dug it a grave....then my cat dug it back up later....i was pissed, all that effort....

hazel
 
one time my cat licked an open wound i had...nothing has ever been so painful.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

skierdudeguy: theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
my cat gave me cat scratch fever.. i got up to 104......

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
hahaha this is the funniest thread EVER!

I want a pussy now

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
 
one time my cat licked my balls, nothing has ever been so painful...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
cats kick ass. my cat is big too. I got him from my gf, all her cats are supersized. not fat, just allround BIG. People she's given cats to have called back and complained that they had no idea their tiny little kitten would turn into a mountain lion!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
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this is our fat pissed off cat

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
they left a dead mouse on the porch this morning, at least they didnt leave it in my bed.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
my cat brought a half alove bat into the house one time. it couldn't fly very good but if we god close it would sort of flap a foot of the ground at us. it was freaky. me and my dad vacuumed it up cause we didn't want to grap it. my mom wasn't happy to see a bat in her vaccuum.

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'I swear she looked 17!' -My 22 year old friend talking about his 14 year old cousin
 
how the hell do you fit a bat in a vacuum cleaner

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
it was a little bat, and ya... just with the hose.

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'I swear she looked 17!' -My 22 year old friend talking about his 14 year old cousin
 
i would of just covered it with a container and flipped it over and brought it outside, thats what i do when we have a bat in the house

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
one my cats caught a bird last weekend, was carrying it around for a bit, but wasn't killing it, so I chased my cat away, and took the bird to the audobon center where they take damaged animals. Turns out it had a punctured lung because my cat broke its wing, so they had to kill the bird or else it'd suffocate.

My other cats have brought many things though. One brought a live mole into the house, and it ran around for a while until we could catch it. Other times, we'll find the remains of animals.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
my cat has killed a few weasles. she's a BEAST. her names emmma and her middle name is leigh.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
bahahahahahhahaha thats hilarious....i wish my dog brought bunnies...but he just BRINGS DEER!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
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