Ghillie suits-A whole new kind of fun

alvy.

alvy.

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Sup NS. Today I'm here to talk about my shenanigans with ghillie suits. First off, Ghillie suits are fucking amazing and sooo much can be done with them.

Ill start off by listing off my top usages for these fine creations, and then share some of my stories with these wonders.

1st- Ding dong fucking ditching. That's right folks, these suits bring a whole new kinda game to the sport of ding dong ditching. I'll share some of my stories later.

2nd- Airsofting/paintballing. It's very satisfying to creep up on some stupid ass idiot and blow him to pieces without him knowing your even there.

3rd- Scaring the living shit out of anyone who crosses your path. This one's pretty self explanatory. I mean, who wouldn't be scared of a bush that moves and hauls ass at you.

4th- Halloween. Kind of along the lines of number 4, except it is THE BEST halloween costume ever.

5th- Profit. After all the fun and games, you can still sell these babies for a fine price, and then spend that cold hard cash on skis or tommy wallisches brand new spankin full tilters.

6th- Ding dong ditching again. Never gets old.

STORY TIME:

Story 1- Ok, I'll start it off with a mellow story, saving the best for last. So me and my buds were ding dong ditching one evening. Got a lot of houses and scared some little bitch. Good fun.

Anyways, so we are walking on the sidewalk and this car pulls up with some older kids from our 'hood drive up in their car and see us. They're all like what the fuck are these kids doing. Anyways me and 2 of my buddies, (we all have ghillie suits) haul ass into the bushes and disappear unseen. Meanwhile, my other dumbass friend who is kind of an ass just hauls ass into the school parking lot across the street from us.

2 guys from the car get out and chase after him into the hard, painful, dirt field. Me and my smart friends are watching this laughing are asses off. Anyways, it ends up my friend getting full on, NFL football style tackled by two 17 year old young men. One of the funniest sites I have seen and a good way to end a night.

Story 2- This is a quicky. Pretty much this little motherfucker that my friends and I don't like lives in this one house. Shocker I know. Anyways, we ding dong ditch his house and wait a while, nothing happens so we are gettin up.

All of a sudden, the front door bursts open and his LITTLE SISTER hauls ass screaming at us. We haul ass and she ends up attacking us. Its chill though we melted away into the bushes like guerilla attack forces from vietnam.

Story 3- If you don't have the patience to read any of the other stories, this is most definetely the one to read.

This story happens in 3 parts.

Part 1- One night, same night as STORY 1, my friends and I were ding dong ditching blah blah blah. Anyways, we get to this one house. Perfect as fuck. Bushes in easy reach, not too many windows. Basically a ghillie suited ding dong ditcher's dream.

So, we get this house and dive behind some bushes, waiting like night prowlers. Out comes some little fuck and he just looks around and then closes the door. Kinda ghey but it gets better.

Part 2- After that idiot just closed the door on us, we were like DUUUUDDDE so we left. But, we couldn't resist the temptation of this perfect house and we came back for seconds. But this time their was a change of plans. This was right before halloween, so this family had pumpkins laid out. This will factor in later to the story.

There is something you need to know about my friend's ghillie suit to fully understand this part. The pant's cuffs were dragging alot of mud and dirt, so when he walked it looked like he was dragging something when we looked at the stains it made on the ground.

Back to the story. This friend goes up, ding dong ditches, and hauls ass back to the bushes. Little did he know, he inadvertantly made it look like he dragged away of one their pumpkins. This time, big bad mother opens the door. Shes flips out. Calls the whole family out to the porch. That's right, father son and daughter. They are ALL flipping out. "OH MY GOD BILL THEY TOOK OUR PUMPKIN!" "I know honey, what bastards." Kids were freakin out as well. They went on for about 10 FUCKING MINUTES about how we stole their pumpkin. Counted the pumpkins, recounted the pumpkins, on and on. Hella funny and a great night.

Part 3- Ok guys, im getting hella tired writing all this, but we are almost done. This is where it gets a little confusing, so pay attention.

Speed up about 5 months. Me and 2 of my friends are back at it again. We were ding dong ditching a couple peeps, and then remember the perfect house with the perfect idiot family. Anyways, we go to do them again. Little do we know this is going to turn into a big shitstorm.

So we ding dong ditch em, hide in our usual spot, and wait. Out comes the family again. This time though, they are pissed off. I mean really pissed off. Screaming into then night saying they will call the police blah blah blah.

Then it happened. The little girl said "they always hid behind that one bush". Unfortunately, that was our fucking bush. Apparently some other dumbass had used our spot and now fucked us over. Paralyzed by fear, we sat stock still and hoped for the best.

Big bad dad was ppiiissseed off. He gets on his shoes and starts looking around. The rest of the little douchers go on inside. It's between us and him. As I look back on this fateful night, I realize we should have run right then and their. But we didn't.

The dad gets closer. Now I can barely see him out of my peripheral vision. Then he goes behinds us. This was actually the funniest and worst part of the experience. That douche sat behind us for literally 2 minutes trying to figure out if we were people or motherfucking bushes. Unfortunately, he guessed right.

Pulls of my hood. First words out of his mouth were "'Da fuck?". Priceless. That's the beef of the story. Pretty much ends up with him spitting on me and saying fuck a lot.

Sparknotes: Ghillie suits. Get them.
 
that is fucking awesome, where did you guys get ghillie suits from. i was thinking egging would be easy shit on a grassy knoll, or a morphsuit
 
i got mine from a friend. Others got from some hunting store i think. And ya egging would be hella funny I havent tried that yet
 
Just google it there are alot of army stores that sell them I have one that I got for doing stupid stuff in as in hiding in a tree over a car.when they get in scare the shit out of them
 
you sound like my little brother, who puts on an old jacket from the army surplus and a pair of combat boots and feels like he's in saving private ryan or something. really, he just looks like a dorky kid in oversized hobo gear. but, i guess that's what the imagination is for. i, though, prefer to live in reality..
 
ghillie suits are the shit. i dont like fucking with people too much, especially when its doing something mean like destroying property. but if you can fuck with people, and do it in an awesome way, like with ghillie suits, then im all about it. most people just laugh and ask us about them when they actually catch us. and im 22.
if you get your ghillie suit, plus camo netting, make your head/upper body look strange and non human with some ghetto rigging. then drape the camo net over you making you look like some creepy ass swamp/ghost thing, walk out into a barely lit road at like 2 in the morning in the middle of nowhere. when theres like one car every 10 minutes. you can scare the living shit out of people. as the drive up, if you have balls walk in front of the car. or just stand by the side of the road doing something ghostly looking. we have gotten some of the most crazy reactions from this. then when they stop their car, run at their car in a fashion that looks like your floating not running, then run off into the darkness.
stalking people walking down some empty street in the middle of the night is fun. make noises, then just stand there next to a tree and they dont know where the fuck its coming from, we have had people literally inches away from us looking past us just thinking we were a tree or shrub.
another one we saw some kids maybe 18-25 in a parking lot at like 3 in the morning, acting sketchy, but they were pretty buff looking, they were a bunch of bro's. we had little led flashlights, 4 of us total, 3 with ghillie suits, the one without one was just really far away. so we started making quiet, high pitched noises, one friend had a coyote call or something, when he did it quietly it sounded like some kind of crying monster noise. so we got louder and louder till they could hear us, then when they started looking around we would flash our led's then they would go towards one of us, someone else would make a noise then flash their led, etc.. we were all spread out in tall grass within like a 150 ft. radius, our suits matched the grass and bushes perfectly, i literally had someone standing over me. you could hear how freaked out he was in his breath, eventually they got the fuck out of there.
they also work amazingly well if you have to avoid cops.... if you know what your doing with them and have a quality suit, you are literally 100% invisible at night.
 
Some of these stories are amazing, I have been debating whether or not to get one for shits and gigs, this thread has pretty much convinced me haha
 
me and my little brothers used to take one out and play hide and go seek, was more intents than that fire at the circus
 
Here's mine:

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Made it for bow hunting turkey, and it works amazingly.

No shenanigans with it though.
 
your the kinda kid i buy a gun for. You and your buddies thinks it so funny to fuck with me, and then when i pump a shot in the ground, you scream like cunts, run away, and make posts on a forum board about how you almost got shot
 
i had to look up wtf a ghillie suit was, but that shit looks sick, definitely a lot of possibilities for fucking with ppl. OP though, you gotta step up your game, that shit sounds fuckin whack.
 
yea... judging by the fact that he called the older kids young men when they're only 17

going to go out on a limb and say he's somewhere around 13-15 years old
 
Haha I was skinning up a BC area, one that's pretty popular, and there was a guy in a ghillie suit hiding under an evergreen tree and he popped out and scared the shit out of me. Then when I got to the top, there was another guy with one on just staring the other way, pretty sketchy. They looked like big green yetis or sasquatches
 
....we were ding don ditching and i had my back turned to the door getting ready to bolt it and the guy saw the white "morphsuit" logo on my ass and chased me.
 
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