Ghetto Mountain Food

c.hale

c.hale

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Some days when I forget to bring lunch to the mountain and I'm really hungry I make some ghetto ass food out of the free shit in the lodge.

One of my favs is to get some hot water from the food court and sqeeze a bunch of ketchup into it. Add some salt and pepper stir it around and it makes a pretty legit tomato soup. Don't hate till you try it, it tastes alot better than you'd expect. Then grab a bunch of the soup crackers and you're in business.

At some mountains they have cream cheese and jam for bagels and shit and you can load up on that and put it on crackers. Pretty damn good.

If you get creative you can have a pretty decent meal at the mountain without paying the retarded prices.
 
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Havent used them yet but I have recipes

if you have chowder or soup and chili:

get a plate and fill it with oyster crackers or soup crackers, cover it in cheese, michrowave it and you have nachos,

for desert, my mountain has honey, get a straw and suck the honey up the straw and you have a honey straw,

for drink, just take the milk they leave out for coffee
 
wow my hill doesnt really have anything for free. you definitely cant get free hot water and cream cheese or honey shits weak.
 
in order to get water at my hill, you fill a cup with ice, then fill with some hot water. it comes out to the perfect temp!
 
I just flirt with the fat girl behind the counter and she usually gives me something for free. But thats prob cuz I work there.
 
Mine sweeping: find a place on the hill that sells pizza - people never eat a whole pizza... wait till they leave, go sit down at the table and much the perfect half pizza they leave.
 
i prefer the fried chicken with a large helping of watermelon. then mabye a tall hawaian punch or fanta grape to chase that puppy down.
 
get a coffee cup and fill it to the top with ice (which at my mountain is free) and then fill the cup to just under the ice with sierra mist or sprite, free soda right therr
 
I either sit next to the garbage cans and wait or if I got a little money but not enough i say "well it was that expensive last week".
 
Na, its sketchy with any other food, but not pizza because no one touches the pieces of pizza that they dont eat. If it was soup or something, that would be super sketch
 
my hill charges 5 or 10 cents for ketchup and other condiments and i think 50 cents for crackers. They really are deluxe toolboxes.
 
Since I don't use much salt or pepper when I cook (generally), when my dad came out to visit, we went down to KFC and picked up some salt and pepper packs and left.
 
I once brought up and skied around with a head of lettuce in my jacket, cuz at my mountain they have free caesar salad dressing in the chalet. so i got to make my self a delicious and nutritious snack for cheap (although i was looked at incredibly weird when i took out the lettuce)
 
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