GF's Mom is a Cop Rant

Paul-o-Rama

Paul-o-Rama

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So my gf's mom is a cop, not a normal cop, a lesbian cop with a mullet who weighs like 250. it fucking sucks. One time we were in starbucks getting coffee and my gf gets a call on her cell, its her mom "I know where you are." we are like wtf, then we look out the window and shes parked outside in her cop cruiser watching us. like wtf. so i just got my license on friday and the law in cali is that you can't drive anyone under the age of 20 until you've had your license for a year or you turn 18 but i know NO ONE who follows that law. she told my dad that if she finds out her daughter has been riding in my car, she will make sure i lose my license and also make sure that it will be a long long time before her daughter (my GF) can get her license. like wtf, what a bitch cop. I fucking hate the popo.

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Thats fucking gay, i had a friends who mom said "no radio, no passangers for 6 months" and hes like wtf and i think that day he picked me up and we rocked out to pop music on his radio.
 
Uh, i think she had a sperm donor, but i havn't asked, she actually bore 2 children. shes a cop in SF in the mission district, shes sargent
 
just so you know, there is nothing that she can do unless she sees you with her in the car. If she does, she can give you a ticket for some nominal amount. Simply threats from a 250 lb women who likes vagina
 
what a bitch.

I dont know why they even have those laws in place. here in wisconsin for the first 9 months you have to follow GDL (Graduated Drivers License) which is a bunch of rules like you can't drive past 11 at night, only one passenger that is non family, and some other gay ones and if you get caught breaking them your 9 months starts over. Nobody follows them it's like whyyyyy even have them. first day i got my license i had 3 friends in the car past 11. seriously lame.

Order a hit on that dyke bitch.
 
in virginia its somethin like only one minor outside the family in the car till you're 18. regardless of that one 17 yr old drives up about 4 of us to the mountain regularly..
 
i hated taht 6 month rule. i drove my friend a half mile to get something to eat and my dad got pissed at me and said if i do it again i cant drive. my dads such a bitch sometimes.
 
dude thats rediculas! no people in the car? in ontario its nobody under 18 in the car between like 12 am and 6am and i thought that was rediculas.
 
im radio! no running! no running in the halls please!

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man i love radio. that movie, although funny at times, is seriously nothing to joke about. regardless, when i see a picture like that i cant help but lawl.
 
my ex's mom somehow tracked her from a gps in her phone and came and spied on us once...that was scary
 
man i realize that the gdl laws are pretty bunk but you guys need to stop complaint about it being 6 or 9 months. Here the gdl lasts 2 year, it includes that someone with a gdl licence is not allowed to have any liquor in their system and if they do its grounds for a immidate suspension, even if you like me and are the legal drinking age (18). Also I dont even have a fucking car, I have my skate board and my bike. Consider yourselfs lucky for what you guys got, cause its way worse elsewhere
 
I dont see why people complain about having no blood alcohol allowance when they drive..

drinking and driving is fucking stupid and thats the end of the story.
 
the law is so retarded. and its a year not 6 months anymore.

it isnt just stupid because u cant take ur friends around, but its also bad because, if u cant drive anyone u will be alone.

get in an accident alone somewhere u have no one to help u, or call ambulance.

car is stranded, no one there for safety, incase something happens

its the buddy system really
 
if you are incapapacitated, it is likely that a passenger will be just as bad if not worse. especially since when you get in an accident, the passenger side is more likely to get hit, because the driver will turn to defend himself. people always suck at driving when they start anyway, it is not a horrible law, it sucks, but there is a purpose for it.
 
that blows so hard paul, i fucking hated that law. I always broke it, but my mom caught me one time. She was about to take away my license for a month, but I convinced her that no one else followed it and she should let me off
 
i've heard about that law where you cant drive have passengers under a certain age until you've had your liscenes for about year here.. but thats only if your carpooling. i've deffinatly broken that one, yet i dont think any cop actually gives a fuck.
 
man, thta sucks, but anyways. at least in ohio, you can only have one non-related passenger with yu until like your seventeen, something like that. BUT its a secondary offense, so you have to be doing something wrong first and then they'll pull you over, i dont know about the laws in california, but thats how it is in ohio.

i hate the law, btw, because, with me, i relly on the upperclassmen to take me to morning practices for volleyball, and with that rule(if they follow it) they'll have to pick and choose who they drive and other people wont ahve rides. also with rising gas prices its ridiclous. it also means for more teen drivers, because now we cant car pool. and since the ski hill is like 20 min away, its gonna suck. but anyways....
 
Man, fucking cops, trying to uphold the law and shit, who do they think they are?

Get fucked, in the UK you can't even drive until you're 17 so quit whinging.
 
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wow thats a gay law. in ohio they just made one where you can only have one non-family member in the car with you until your 17. then your free. except if you get a ticket. then u get 30 days suspension like i did. it was gay. wtf if i had been 30 and was speeding they would have done nothing. thats profiling. now if gotta drive like a fucking pansy till im 18 cuz if i get another ticket then i lose it for 90 days. bullshit
 
my friend was telling me about his friend whose mom is like pretty high up in the department, and one time she pulled another one of my friends friends over and he was like ohhh Hi Mrs S. and she was like oh uhh hi there tyler, better get on home, even though it was obvious he was drinking
 
my old gf's stepdad was hitler. i cldnt sit clsoer than 2 feet from her when he was around. and he would just bitch at me for everything. evn down to the borken laces on my shoes (skating) i took that shit for 3 yearas and now its over and im loving it
 
canada cant drive until 16...and cops do alot of things to make life worse for those that are not doing anything that directly hurts anyone else.

like i agree with you that they do alot to protect us. but there are alot of cops out there that will try and bust you on absolutley anything. just for the sake of it.
 
6th month rule.. shit is lame... and in oregon.. if you get and mip.. you loose yoru licence for a year!... so glad im 21 and only have to worry bout DUI and PCS
 
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